The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)

The Raiders Minimization (2013)

Christine Baranski: Dr. Beverly Hofstadter

Quotes 

• Leonard Hofstadter : [entering Penny's apartment]  Hey I was just... what is happening?

  Penny : [Penny dressed in a nightie]  Oh, just a little treat. I know you've been feeling really bad about your Mom lately.

  Leonard Hofstadter : Oh, oh, I have. So bad.

  Penny : And I wanted to make you to feel better. So I planned something very special for you.

  Leonard Hofstadter : I can already feel it working.

  [he starts to drop his pants] 

  Beverly Hofstadter : [Penny turns her laptop around and there is Beverly Hofstadter]  Hello, Leonard!

  Leonard Hofstadter : [he hurriedly puts his pants back on]  Mom?

  Beverly Hofstadter : I understand you have been whining about my parenting in order to emotionally manipulate your girlfriend.

  Leonard Hofstadter : I, uhhh.

  Penny : Bernadette told me everything. Now you don't get the left or the right.

  [referring to the running joke about his preference for the left in breast-feeding as a child] 

  Beverly Hofstadter : [Penny leaves the room]  Let's discuss why you continue to involve me in your sex life.

  Leonard Hofstadter : Oh please, mommy. No, mommyyyyy.

  Beverly Hofstadter : When you were six years old you walked in on me and your father naked. I was swatting his bottom with your brand new ping pong paddle.

  Leonard Hofstadter : I didn't dream that?

  Beverly Hofstadter : How did that make you feel?

  Leonard Hofstadter : Penny, come back! I'm sad for real now.