The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)

The Raiders Minimization (2013)

Kevin Sussman: Stuart Bloom

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• Stuart : I don't think I've ever felt so rejected. And I-I had a rescue dog who ran back to the pound.

• Stuart : That's it. Our dating profiles are live on the internet.

  Raj Koothrappali : Attention all shoppers, my business is open for business!

• Raj Koothrappali : Oh cool, it tells you when someone's reading your profile. Jenny309, I hope that's not her weight.

  Stuart : If it is, I'll take her.

• Stuart : What did you put for your best feature?

  Raj Koothrappali : My parents' money. Uh, what did you put for your best feature?

  Stuart : I put not applicable.

• Stuart : Is makeup really necessary?

  Raj Koothrappali : When someone looks at your dating profile, the first thing they see is your picture. Just want to make sure you look fun and full of life and not like a body they just pulled out of the river.