Silicon Valley (TV Series)

Minimum Viable Product (2014)

Kumail Nanjiani: Dinesh Chugtai

Quotes 

• Gilfoyle : [Sticks up middle finger]  How does this translate into Farsi?

  Dinesh : That's not the language I speak.

• Richard : [at a party celebrating the sale of an IT company to Google for $200 million]  It's amazing how the men and women at these things always separate like this.

  Dinesh : Yeah, every party in Silicon Valley ends up like a Hasidic wedding.

  Big Head : Not even the Goolybib guys were talking to girls.

  Erlich : They don't have to, Big Head. This house talks to girls.

• Dinesh : Big Head, there is a personal ad section on this Asperger site. Holy shit, this one is looking for a "relationship that has the potential to become sexual in nature". Boy, is she on the spectrum. She can't even make eye contact with the camera.