The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)

The Proton Displacement (2013)

Mayim Bialik: Amy Farrah Fowler

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• Amy Farrah Fowler : [about Raj and Howard]  They're gonna have sex before Sheldon and I do. I knew it!

• Amy Farrah Fowler : Have you ever thought about why Arthur didn't want you to read his paper?

  Sheldon Cooper : Yes I have. My only conclusion is the prescription he was picking up the other day was for cuckoo pills.

  Amy Farrah Fowler : Maybe he found you a bit much.

  Sheldon Cooper : That's kind of a stretch. But when it comes to social skills, I've mastered the big three. There's the coy smile. There's the friendly chuckle. Ha-ha-ha-haaaa. There's the vocalization of sympathy. Ahhh. Well, that one's tricky. I'm still working on it.

  Amy Farrah Fowler : rom what I saw the other day I can understand why he and... some people might find you...

  Sheldon Cooper : What?

  Amy Farrah Fowler : It doesn't matter

  Sheldon Cooper : No. Go ahead. Say it. I know what it is. I've heard it my whole life. The word's annoying. Go ahead. Say it. Say it. Say, "I'm annoying."

  Amy Farrah Fowler : Sheldon.

  Sheldon Cooper : Oh, it won't hurt my feelings. Go ahead, Amy. Say, "I'm annoying." "I'm annoying." "I'm annoying." "I'm annoying." Now where are you going? You know you want to say it. Say it. Say, "I'm annoying." Go ahead. Say it. Say it. Say it, Amy. Say it.

  [Amy leaves the apartment slamming the door] 

  Sheldon Cooper : Well, she can't stand it when I'm right.

• [first lines] 

  [Sheldon is skipping through the store] 

  Amy Farrah Fowler : Never seen him this happy before.

  Leonard Hofstadter : That's because you've never seen him on restock the medicine-cabinet day.

  Sheldon Cooper : Look! a new topical antihistamine with lidocaine. Wow! I can't wait 'til I get a rash.

  Leonard Hofstadter : Ohhhh, Gas-Ex has a new ultra-strength. Guess they really do read their mail.

  Sheldon Cooper : Hey. Isn't that Professor Proton?

  Leonard Hofstadter : Oh, yeah.

  Sheldon Cooper : Look at him! he's standing in line, like he wasn't moderately famous thirty years ago. Let's go say hello!

  Leonard Hofstadter : Oh, maybe we, we shouldn't bother him.

  Sheldon Cooper : I'm not going to bother him; I'm going to talk to him.

  Leonard Hofstadter : [to Amy]  He thinks there's a difference.

• Sheldon Cooper : Never meet your heroes, they always say. Never peek behind the curtain of fame, or you'll see them for what they really are: degenerate carnie folk.

  Amy Farrah Fowler : He's a retired science kids show host.

  Sheldon Cooper : That's even worse! Using the sweet candy of science to trick children into loving him. Pervert.

• Amy Farrah Fowler : What are you working on?

  Raj Koothrappali : Ah, making a necklace for my mother.

  Amy Farrah Fowler : That's sweet.

  Raj Koothrappali : Yeah, she and my dad are going through a rough patch so wanted to do something to let her know I was thinking about her.

  Penny : What's going on with them?

  Raj Koothrappali : Eh, they're having a little problem communicating. My dad says it's because the sound of my mum's voice makes him want to tear his ears off and sew them over his eyes so he never has to look at her again.

• Amy Farrah Fowler : So what tools did you bring?

  Howard Wolowitz : Everything we need to make jewelery molds; here's some silver, a crucible and an acetylene torch to melt it down.

  Penny : Ooooo, that looks like fun.

  Bernadette Rostenkowski : Maybe you should master glue before you move on to fire.

• Penny : I'm just having a little trouble with the glue.

  Amy Farrah Fowler : How do you not know how to use glue? Did you ditch preschool?

  Amy Farrah Fowler : Yeah, but only because I was dating a 2nd grader.