The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)

The Proton Displacement (2013)

Kunal Nayyar: Raj Koothrappali

Quotes 

• Howard Wolowitz : Hello, all.

  Raj Koothrappali : Okay, here we go with the "Raj is a girl" jokes.

  Howard Wolowitz : Bernadette said I'm not allowed. So I won't say anything about you or what you do or how you just want to have fu-un.

• Amy Farrah Fowler : What are you working on?

  Raj Koothrappali : Ah, making a necklace for my mother.

  Amy Farrah Fowler : That's sweet.

  Raj Koothrappali : Yeah, she and my dad are going through a rough patch so wanted to do something to let her know I was thinking about her.

  Penny : What's going on with them?

  Raj Koothrappali : Eh, they're having a little problem communicating. My dad says it's because the sound of my mum's voice makes him want to tear his ears off and sew them over his eyes so he never has to look at her again.

• Raj Koothrappali : There are just some things that I feel more comfortable sharing with the girls because they won't make fun of me or call me names or ask me if my Koothrapanties are in a bunch.