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9/10
Explaining the episode
xbatgirl-3002911 January 2023
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I wasn't going to write a review but I feel like I need to do so this purely to explain the episode to others here. Is it perfect? No. Most especially the ridiculous accent used by the actress playing Mrs Banin. It was like nails on chalkboard.

First of all, Sherlock figures out the dead body in the morgue just killed someone because of the cuts on his hands that look like they came from garroting someone and they were fresh. He explains how he was familiar with the marks and that the injuries could not have been caused by the actual accident because he was wearing gloves.

Joan's friend Jen, or "the girl" as another repeatedly calls her along with other misogyny, never said she wanted to marry Tony. She just felt a connection and wanted to try to make a go of it - a very real connection one may argue because she hooked up with him again. Yes, women have one night stands and also they can be memorable. Why not ask a friend, who only recently announced to her friends in the continuity of the show that she is working as a detective, to track down someone you just can't forget?

At the end, when Jen tells Joan she found out Tony was Sherlock, she does a poor job lying why she is no longer interested by saying how wrong they were for each other. Joan quickly gets the truth out of her. Only after spending yet more time with Sherlock, btw not Tony, she realized the connection "was only physical". Their first meeting as magical, the next time not so much. *Adults* are capable of making these assessments.

Also may I point out that within the lifetime of the characters on the show there was something called the USSR. I don't know, perhaps that is how Leo got mixed up with Bratva. That part is yes, more vague. Or perhaps I didn't realize I needed to write this review so I wasn't taking notes during the episode. However Lara Banin did clearly explain Leo found The Church later on after his life of crime and then he was turning over a new leaf helping others. Though one certainly doesn't have to look hard to find really evil people who also claim to be religious and attend church regularly.

Also at no point does the show claim that every single Polish woman who came to America had to pay for it with porn. However Lara Banin did. It is very common, again, for adults who have things in common to find each other. So two immigrants who fled a past they regret, and coming together once in the US and in the same church, seems very plausible to me.

Again, I am not saying this episode is perfection (see the above mentioned accent). However it is a very enjoyable episode of a really good show. I especially enjoyed Mike Starr's brief appearance as the bookie. Danielle Nicolet was very believable as an old friend of Joan's. I wish she got to make more episodes. They had great chemistry. And OMG Sherlock's NYC accent when making that phone call was hilarious. Notice how the script points out his commitment to his alias - the lisp is from a childhood sledding accident! LOL. Might one think Tony also had an elaborate backstory?

I hope this helps. I hate for viewers of any show to mark it down purely because they didn't follow the plot.
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4/10
Some elementary writing
rollstop28 April 2014
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I really like Elementary even though it is not really true to Sherlock Holmes and more of a renamed CSI program, but it is still entertaining if you can suspend yourself from the original stories.

This is probably one of my least favorite episodes. Sherlock is bored because there are no recent murder cases, so he and Watson to the morgue to look for any possible assignments. Of course they find one. Based on a dead body, Sherlock discovers that the deceased man had murdered someone the day before. He further investigates that this man was connected to a Russian mob and a deal gone south. They eventually find out "who done it."

The thing I really did not like about this episode was the sub-plot. The story opens with Watson at the market with her friend. During their conversation her friend, Jen, opens up to Watson that she had a one night stand a year ago. That was the only time she ever met him and she has not seen him since. She asks Watson to look into finding this erstwhile man, Tony, because Jen thinks that this one-night-stand-man is "the one." C'mon seriously!? I know there are girls in this world who are probably that desperate or stupid to believe a one-night-stand is their dream partner for life, but it seems a stretch that Watson would hang around such a naive girl like this. Joan Watson is a very smart person, an ex-surgeon and now an aspiring detective. So, not only does she offer to help find "Mr. Right," but as she is digging into it (against Sherlock's judgment), Holmes reveals later that the one night stand was him. Somehow he knew who she was talking about and when this happened etc. though it does not show any this in the show, it must be assumed they talked about it at some other point. At the end Watson has coffee with Jen to which Watson realizes that Jen met up with Holmes again for another rendezvous. It is at this point that Jen discovers that he is not "the one" as she recognizes that Sherlock is a bit too weird for her.

An example of frivolous writing. The writers missed the mark with this irrelevant side story.
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1/10
Stereotype galore
artemisgabor7 November 2022
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Typically I enjoy Elementary but like all other Hollywood detective shows, they have to ruin it by having an episode about Slavs.

Not only did Sherlock magically find a murder, I.e. Made no sense at all but the whole plot made no sense. First if the victim/murderer is polish from Poland why is he in a Russian mob? Hello Hollywood, there are plenty of mobs out there not just a Russian mob. And the wife couldn't come to America without being involved in p*rn? Really?! And if the victim was religious, again why would he be in the russian mob? Polish tend to be Catholics and Russians tend to be orthodox.

It really wouldn't kill Hollywood to do 1. Five seconds of research on slavic people 2. Represent them as people and not stereotypes.
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Beyond ridiculous
interestingstuff19 August 2022
Nothing in this episode makes ANY sense at all from the beginning to the end. Sherlock looks at a dead body at a morgue and immediately concludes that this dead men killed someone shortly before he died. How? No explanation.

Then he makes a bunch of wild guesses and assumptions with no evidence and no explanation. One wild guess after another leads them to "solve" the case in a way that makes absolutely zero sense as they reach to the heavens and back from what little evidence and create a storyline that absolutely lacked common sense and logic.

This entire episode is full of plot holes, logical errors and nonsense. I know most episodes of this show are like this but this episode goes to the extreme in stupidity.
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