Grease XXX: A Parody (2013 Video)
Seth Gamble: Danny
Quotes
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Danny : I won't be going to any more football games anytime soon.
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Danny : She was blonde, great ass. Total slut. Heh. We did it in every position under the sun.
Sonny : Oh, oh, oh, oh. Freakin' A! Did she make you use a rubber?
Danny : [singing] Summer lovin', got me some tan.
Sandy : [singing] Summer lovin', an epic fail.
Danny : [singing] She spread her legs, ready for me.
Sandy : [singing] Met a boy, limp as can be.
Danny , Sonny , Sandy , Danny's Friends : [singing] Summer days, dry humping away, oh, but those sun burnt thighs.
Danny's Friends : [singing] Such a whore, such a whore.
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Danny : [Danny and Sandy are sitting in a diner] I apologize for being such a idiot the other day. I mean, you're the best thing that's happened to be since I fixed Kenickie's carburetor.
Sandy : Oh that's sweet, but, I'm still mad at you.
Danny : Hey, why don't we go to the carnival tomorrow.
Sandy : No, that's okay, but maybe I'll see you there.
Frenchy : [Frenchy sits down wearing a head covering] Hey guys.
Sandy : Hey, Frenchy.
Frenchy : I think I made a huge mistake.
Danny : Giving a guy a blow job at a slumber party is only a minor mistake.
Sandy : Wow, news travels fast.
Frenchy : I'm not talking about a blow job, I'm talking about... this.
[she takes off her head covering to reveal pink hair]
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Sandy : [singing] It turned softer, that's where it ends.
Danny : [singing] So she begged me to fuck all of her friends.
Sandy : [singing] Than we spooned and went to sleep.
Danny : [singing] What a whore, her throat was deep.
Sandy , Danny : [singing] Summer lust, kind of a bust. But, uh, those sun burnt thighs.
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Rizzo : Hey, Zuko, we got a surprise for ya!
Danny : Oh yeah, what's that Rizzo?
[Rizzo brings out Sandy]
Danny : Sandy?
Sandy : Danny!
Danny : I thought you went back to Denmark!
Sandy : Denmark... My parents decided to stay in America for another year. You're all I've been thinking about.
Danny : Oh my God, I've missed you so much!
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Sandy : [singing] I can feel your erection, there's a bose in your pants, point your dick in my direction, right away.
Danny : [singing] I'd better stay hard, cause you need a cock,
Sandy : [singing] I need a cock, that can drill my ass all night,
Danny : [singing] I'd better stay hard, if I wanna score,
Sandy : [singing] You'd better score, so my lust is satisfied.
Danny : [singing] Are you sure?
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Sandy : Eat your heart out.
[smokes from her cigarette]
Danny : [singing] I got hard, my bridge is straining and I'm stiff as a bull. Cause the boner you're supplin', It's electrifyin'!
Sandy : [singing] You better stay hard, cause I need a cock, and I'm counting on your tool, you better stay hard, cause this browsin hoods and my tits know just one rule.
Danny : [singing] Nothin' left, Nothin' left,
Sandy , Danny : [singing] You're the one that I want, you are the hormone, ooh, ooh, ooh, horny, the one that i want, ooh, ooh, ooh, horny, the one that i want.