Unforgettable (TV Series)
Omega Hour (2014)
Jane Curtin: Joanne Webster
Quotes
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Mayor Beverly : The people who depend on us are expecting us to make the tough choices. Which is why, with all due respect, I believe, in the 21st century, it takes more than a village; it takes a city. And in the case of New York, the greatest city on Earth.
[applause and murmurs of agreement]
Mayor Beverly : Thank you. Thank you for your continued support. And a special thank you to Ron Skinner for hosting this event. Please, buy one of his apartments. But if you don't, you can always donate the $80 million to my campaign.
Joanne Webster : [laughter and applause] Darn, I left my checkbook at home.
Carrie Wells : You know, I looked at one of these apartments. It wasn't for me; not enough windows.
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Eliot Delson : Carrie, may I say how lovely you look.
Carrie Wells : Oh! Well, thank you, Eliot.
Eliot Delson : And your plus one.
Joanne Webster : Why, thank you, Eliot. I believe that's the closest you've ever come to delivering a genuine compliment.
Eliot Delson : Easy, Jo, it was anything but genuine.
Carrie Wells : Okay, why don't you two just kiss and make up?
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Joanne Webster : Eliot, you are shameless, forcing that jerk on Carrie.
Eliot Delson : The mayor approves our budget, Joanne. Which means he pays for those electrons in that electron microscope of yours.
Joanne Webster : Aha. Yeah.
Eliot Delson : And Skinner pays for the mayor.
Joanne Webster : Mm-hmm.
Eliot Delson : It's as simple as that.
Joanne Webster : Okay.
Eliot Delson : That being said, go save her in three minutes. That man is a pig.
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Joanne Webster : $80 million for an apartment, and I have yet to find a bathroom.
Carrie Wells : So, Joanne, Ronald here was, um... just finishing up his tour.
Ron Skinner : In fact, I was... finished. You two can show yourselves out.
Joanne Webster : What it something I said?
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Carrie Wells : That was a gunshot.
Joanne Webster : Yeah, I know the caterers were bad, but still, this is...
Carrie Wells : My phone's completely crashed.
Joanne Webster : [checking her own] Well, mine, too.
Carrie Wells : We have to go see what's going on.
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Joanne Webster : That pastry chef is going to bleed out soon; I have got to help him.
Carrie Wells : No, it is too dangerous. You will get yourself killed. You stay with me.
Joanne Webster : I can do more good as a hostage, and you work better alone.
Carrie Wells : [reluctantly] All right, but you do not antagonize the bad guys. Jo, I'm serious.
Joanne Webster : Antagonize? Moi?