The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)

The Itchy Brain Simulation (2013)

Kaley Cuoco: Penny

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Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  Penny : Hey, could I ask you a question?

  Leonard Hofstadter : Sure.

  Leonard Hofstadter : You've had this dartboard since I've known you, but I've never seen you play.

  Leonard Hofstadter : Oh,uh, we played. Once. I broke a window.

  Penny : What window?

  Leonard Hofstadter : [pointing more than ninety degrees from the board]  That one over there.

• Penny : Oh my God! Is that sweater made of bees?

• Penny : Smile.

  Leonard Hofstadter : What is that, what is that for?

  Penny : So you can send it to Princeton and get your money back.

• Leonard Hofstadter : How about that! Sheldon's being reasonable.

  Penny : Yeah, it's freaking me out; I'm going to go.

• Penny : Hi. Can I start off with something to drink?

  Lucy : Oh, water would be great.

  Penny : Okay. Um, you're Lucy, right? I'm a friend of Raj Koothrappali's. Actually, Amy recognized you.

  Lucy : Wow, how's he doing?

  Penny : Oh, you know. He's good.

  Lucy : Great.

  Penny : Yeah. This is none of my business, but why did you break up with him in an email?

  Lucy : Um, I don't know. I guess I thought it would be easier.

  Penny : Yeah, I get that. I'll go get you your water. When you say easier, you mean easier for you, right? Cause it certainly didn't make it easier for him.

  Lucy : Any chance I can get a different waitress?

  Penny : I'm sorry, this is rude of me. I will get you that water. See, see, see, see. Just now, you expressed your feelings to my face. How come you could do that with me but not with Raj?

  Lucy : I don't know your email.

  Penny : You know what the worst part is? You're sitting here perfectly happy and he's at home a blubbering mess.

  Lucy : I thought you said he was OK.

  Penny : Well, I also said I was getting you water, but look at me. Still standing here. You know, I may be a bad waitress, but you are a bad person. Now, want to hear the special?

• [last lines] 

  Lizzy : [in restaurant, yelling at Raj]  What is wrong with you?

  Penny : [in her doorway, yelling at Raj]  What is wrong with you?

  Raj Koothrappali : [in his apartment, yelling at himself in mirror]  What is wrong with you?

• Leonard Hofstadter : I forgot about this; my aunt made if for me when I started college.

  [holds up bright red sweater] 

  Penny : Awwww, did she hate you?

  Leonard Hofstadter : Why? Because I got an ugly, itchy sweater and my brother got a car? No, I was her favorite.

• Leonard Hofstadter : If I take off this sweater, Sheldon wins!

  Penny : Sweetie, every night you don't kill him in his *sleep* he wins.