The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)

The Itchy Brain Simulation (2013)

Jim Parsons: Sheldon Cooper

Quotes 

• Sheldon Cooper : And second, you completely disregard how uncomfortable unresolved issues are for me. It-it's like a, an itch in my brain I can't scratch.

• Leonard Hofstadter : Why isn't this bothering you? Isn't your brain getting itchy? This is on your card. This could be ruining your credit score. Why isn't this making you crazy?

  Sheldon Cooper : Leonard. I have something to tell you, but I want you to promise not to flip out.

  Leonard Hofstadter : Yeah, what?

  Sheldon Cooper : Seven years ago I found out the DVD was late and I paid for it.

  Leonard Hofstadter : What?

  Sheldon Cooper : I was going to mention it at the time, but then I thought someday this might be a teachable moment.

  Leonard Hofstadter : Ahhh! I... You... Ah... WHAT?

  Amy Farrah Fowler : Sheldon, that was diabolical.

  Sheldon Cooper : I know. And it wasn't easy. Do you have any idea what it's like to wait for years and never know if your going to finally get satisfaction?

  [Amy just stares]