- Donna Meagle: I usually get 5% commission, but I'll do it for 3%. Friends and family discount.
- Ron Swanson: Make it 5%. I don't want you getting any ideas about us being friends.
- Donna Meagle: Respect.
- Leslie Knope: Well, vote passed, 3-2. Jamm is gonna be so pissed when he finds out you're leaving and your I.O.U.s are worthless. Are you sure you're okay with what you did?
- Chris Traeger: Well, it's not the most ethical thing that I have ever done, but on the flip side, Jamm is a big, mean dope. And I hope this eases some of the pain of us moving away a little bit.
- Leslie Knope: Oh, I'm currently in deep denial that that's happening.