The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Thanksgiving Decoupling (2013)
Kunal Nayyar: Raj Koothrappali
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Quotes
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[first lines]
Leonard Hofstadter : The math is all there; it's not real
Penny : Yes, it is!
Sheldon Cooper : Yeah, uh, look. It is scientifically impossible for a person tip a cow. Even you with your stocky build and lumberjack shoulders, you couldn't do it.
Raj Koothrappali : It's horrible. Why would you push a cow over? They're sacred.
Penny : Oh, stop it. I've seen you eat a million hamburgers.
Raj Koothrappali : Hey, an animal can be both sacred and delicious.
Penny : I'm telling you I've done it, okay? I clearly remember the cow standing up and then the cow on its side.
Leonard Hofstadter : Were you drunk?
Penny : I was sixteen in Nebraska, what do you think?
Leonard Hofstadter : I think you're the one who fell over.
Penny : That would explain why the sky was also on its side.
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Amy Farrah Fowler : I can't believe Penny is married to Zach.
Raj Koothrappali : Wonder what she saw in that guy?
Bernadette Rostenkowski : I don't know. He's sweet, he's tall, he's handsome...
Amy Farrah Fowler : ...Broad shoulders, good hair...
Raj Koothrappali : Huh. Wonder what she sees in Leonard?
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Raj Koothrappali : It wouldn't be Thanksgiving without an Indian providing the food.
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Raj Koothrappali : My, my. The plot, like my gravy, thickens.
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Bernadette Rostenkowski : Thanks again for cooking.
Amy Farrah Fowler : Yeah, everything was delicious.
Raj Koothrappali : Well, I couldn't have done it without my two favorite girls...
[Bernadette and Amy beam]
Raj Koothrappali : Martha Stewart and Rachael Ray.
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Raj Koothrappali : Where does your mom keep the Crisco?
Howard Wolowitz : I don't know. Maybe in a wad under her cheeks.