The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Occupation Recalibration (2014)
Kunal Nayyar: Raj Koothrappali
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Quotes
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Howard Wolowitz : You know, if you'd rather skip lunch and hang out with your boyfriend, Bert, it's totally OK.
Amy Farrah Fowler : He's not my boyfriend.
Raj Koothrappali : Are you sure? He's tall, pale, and awkward. That sounds like your type.
Amy Farrah Fowler : Should someone as lonely as you really be making fun of me?
Raj Koothrappali : Yeah, grow up, Howard! God!
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Amy Farrah Fowler : I'm just going to go find him an- and be brutally honest.
Raj Koothrappali : No, don't.
Raj Koothrappali : He'll be so upset. He'll probably climb up the Empire State Building and start swatting at planes.
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Howard Wolowitz : You want us to talk to him?
Amy Farrah Fowler : Really? You would do that?
Raj Koothrappali : Sure. We've both been in his shoes; we'll let him down with compassion and respect.
Amy Farrah Fowler : Thank you.
Howard Wolowitz : Let's go.
[Raj and Howard leave the lab]
Raj Koothrappali : So we tell him she's a lesbian.
Howard Wolowitz : Of course we tell him she's a lesbian!
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Howard Wolowitz : Does he know you're dating Sheldon?
Amy Farrah Fowler : I guess it hasn't come up.
Howard Wolowitz : There you go.
Raj Koothrappali : And does Sheldon know you're dating Sheldon?
Amy Farrah Fowler : I'm sorry, who are you dating?
Raj Koothrappali : Yeah, knock it off, Howard!
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[last lines]
Bert Kibbler : Thanks for coming to the Mineral and Rock Show with me.
Raj Koothrappali : We're sorry Amy didn't want to go.
Howard Wolowitz : Really, really sorry.
Bert Kibbler : Who cares? Who needs her when I have you guys!
[yells]
Bert Kibbler : Rock show. Rock show. Rock show.
[yells and pounds dashboard]
Bert Kibbler : Rock show. Rock show. Rock show. Rock Shooooooooooooow.