- Leslie Knope: Great news guys, I just saved your bacon.
- Ron Swanson: Impossible, you don't even know where it is.
- Leslie Knope: Now, if you'll see on my resume, I held the position of deputy director of parks and recreation for almost ten years.
- Ron Swanson: I know; I was your boss. I also walked you down the aisle at your wedding. Take the job and leave me alone.