The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)

The Locomotive Manipulation (2014)

Kaley Cuoco: Penny

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Quotes 

• Penny : Happy Valentines Day!

  Leonard Hofstadter : Flowers and chocolates? You trying to get me out of my panties?

  Penny : Don't be surprised if you find five chocolates missing and three gross coconut ones with a bite taken out. Came that way when I bought it.

  Leonard Hofstadter : I got you a little something too.

  [Gives Penny a jewelry box] 

  Penny : Oh my. Jewelry.

  [Opens box] 

  Penny : Oh, my God. Lakers' tickets!

  Leonard Hofstadter : It gets better. Instead of me, you can take someone who will actually enjoy it.

  Penny : Aww! You are the best boyfriend ever!

  Leonard Hofstadter : Thank you, seriously, please don't make me go.

• Penny : Should we take this little party to the bedroom?

  Leonard Hofstadter : We don't have to. We have the whole place to ourselves.

  Penny : Oh that's true.

  Leonard Hofstadter : In fact, if you want we can do it right here on Sheldon's spot.

  Penny : That is the least sexy thing anyone's ever said to me.

  Leonard Hofstadter : To the bedroom!

• Bernadette Rostenkowski : You sure you guys don't want to come with us to Napa. You can probably still get a room.

  Penny : No. I think we'll just have a quiet weekend at home.

  Leonard Hofstadter : Of course I'm not sure it's a great idea to take Penny where wine comes from. What? It's a joke. Oh, come on. We bust on each other. I wear dorky glasses and you might have a problem. It's all for laughs.

  Penny : That would really piss me off if I didn't have a buzz going on.

• Raj Koothrappali : Oh and I'd like for at least one of us to see some action so if you guys happen to have sex it's cool if she stays in the room.

  Penny : The same goes with the two of you with Amy.

  [Amy smiles] 

• Penny : Oh my God!

  Leonard Hofstadter : It's a little late, but I'll take it.

  Penny : No. Cinnamon ate the chocolates. That's really bad for dogs.