- Farkle Minkus: All right, let's go out there and make some money! Cash, cabbage, cheddah-cheeze!
- Cory Matthews: Those are your values, Farkle?
- Farkle Minkus: What else should a company value but profits?
- Lucas Friar: Well, if I had a company, I'd treat my employees well and make sure we did right by our customers.
- Farkle Minkus: You are everything that's wrong with this country.
- [last lines]
- Lucas Friar: Riley, if it's at all possible, I'd like to help out with your company.
- Riley Matthews: Aw, you're as sweet as sugar.
- [whispers something in Maya's ear, then leaves]
- Maya Hart: [turns to Lucas] Miss Matthews says you're fired. Huh-hurr!
- [Maya leaves as well]
- Lucas Friar: [beat] Yeah, I had that comin'.
- Farkle Minkus: Enjoy the taste of success, Riley. It's sweet.
- Riley Matthews: Not to me. I have a very bitter taste in my mouth.
- Maya Hart: You must have eaten one of ours.