- Harvey 'Harley' Keiner: [Cory enters the Janitor closet] Hey! Johnny Baboon!
- Riley Matthews, Maya Hart, Lucas Friar, Farkle Minkus: Johnny Baboon?
- Cory Matthews: [to Harley] You promised!
- Cory Matthews: Gandhi. What'd he do?
- Maya Hart: Freed Ireland.
- Cory Matthews: Try again.
- Maya Hart: Freed Ireland.
- Cory Matthews: Freed India.
- Maya Hart: Before or after he freed Ireland?
- Lucas Friar: He is my best friend.
- Farkle Minkus: [from above] You really mean that?
- [everyone looks up, finding Farkle hanging from a rope]
- Farkle Minkus: You're my best friend too!
- Lucas Friar: Farkle, how did you get up there? I thought you couldn't climb the ropes.
- Farkle Minkus: I can't. But in desperate situations, apparently I can fly.
- Cory Matthews: Girls, at this stage, you're just finding out who you are. I mean, people don't usually wear signs that tell you.
- [Ava busts in, wearing a shirt that says "spoiled rotten"]
- Ava: Here I am!
- Cory Matthews: Ah, what do I know.
- Cory Matthews: We're all human beings. We're all on the same team. And if we scent our own flaws because we see them in others, it's true friends that help us wipe them away.
- Lucas Friar: You were the one who did this to Farkle? Why would you do that to a guy like him?
- Billy Ross: I don't know. 'Cause he's a guy like him. You wanna let me go now?
- [Lucas doesn't let go of his grip]
- Lucas Friar: You are the nothing, Billy!
- Maya Hart: Lucas! Don't.
- Lucas Friar: I thought this was what you wanted, Maya.
- Billy Ross: What? She wanted you to pop me, Mr. Perfect? Well, I don't think that's what he's gonna do.
- Lucas Friar: [grins] Yeah!
- [remembers he is mad at Billy]
- Lucas Friar: No, that's what I'm gonna do!
- Maya Hart: [climbs onto Lucas' back] No! That's what he wants. He wants you to be like him.
- Billy Ross: Ah... You see, Lucas is like me. Living on a cloud of awesomeness, remember? Handshake?
- Lucas Friar: I don't like you like this. This isn't the Billy I know. And I wanna know why, and I wanna know now. And would you get off my back?
- [Maya finally gets off Lucas' back]
- Billy Ross: Come on, man. The Billy you know is your teammate. And that comes way before whatever these guys are to you.
- Riley Matthews: "These guys"?
- Lucas Friar: Why are you wrong? These guys are my friends. All the time. Not just on the field.
- Billy Ross: How are you even friends with that little guy?
- Lucas Friar: Because I can depend on him! Because he is the most loyal person I've ever met. Because he is my best friend.
- Billy Ross: Baseball after school?
- Lucas Friar: Nah, I don't think I'm gonna make it. If my buddy's still being hassled, then I wanna be there for him.
- Billy Ross: Your buddy? You mean Farkle?
- Lucas Friar: Yeah. Nobody's seen him.
- Billy Ross: You're better off.
- Lucas Friar: Excuse me?
- Billy Ross: Come on, Lucas, I know you don't really see Farkle as your 'buddy'.
- Lucas Friar: Why not?
- Billy Ross: You don't think he's different from us?
- Lucas Friar: What do you mean? Smarter? Yeah, he's the smartest kid in school, but he doesn't make a big deal out of it. I mean, he does want to take over the world and everything, but frankly, I'd like to see what he does with it.