The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)

The Table Polarization (2014)

Mayim Bialik: Amy Farrah Fowler

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• Sheldon Cooper : Amy? Amy? Amy? I'll get right to the point. I think we need to end this relationship - so just sign this with your finger and please don't cry on my iPad because I don't get Apple Care.

  Amy Farrah Fowler : I'm not surprised you want to end the relationship. I'm just a little surprised you didn't get Apple Care. Anyway, enjoy your life. Where do I sign?

  Sheldon Cooper : At the bottom. I must say I'm relieved you're not making more of a scene out of this.

  Amy Farrah Fowler : Oh, I've already moved on. Besides the breakup has nothing to do with me.

  Sheldon Cooper : What. It doesn't?

  Amy Farrah Fowler : OF course not. This is just Leonard trying to take the focus off that dreadful table by sowing discord in our relationship. He's manipulating you like he always does.

  Sheldon Cooper : Wait. Wait. Now hang on. You think he's manipulating me?

  Amy Farrah Fowler : All the time. And he knew that as your girlfriend, I wasn't gonna to stand by and let him bring a table into your apartment. I mean a table? Come on.

  Sheldon Cooper : It is hideous.

  Amy Farrah Fowler : Well, thankfully, I won't have to see it 'cause I won't be your girlfriend anymore.

  [Signs] 

  Amy Farrah Fowler : Amy Farah Fowler. Why yes, I would like to take a survey.

  Sheldon Cooper : Wait. You were really gonna stand by me against the dining room table?

  Amy Farrah Fowler : Of course I was.

  Sheldon Cooper : Yeah, wait. I do I know you're not manipulating me right now?

  Amy Farrah Fowler : I would think that if I'm manipulating you, you'd be smart enough to see it.

  Sheldon Cooper : How do I know you're not saying that as part of the manipulation?

  Amy Farrah Fowler : I think you're smart enough to see that too.

  Sheldon Cooper : Okay. I'm sorry i gave you such a hard time. I just had to be sure.

  [Amy turns away and smiles] 

• Leonard Hofstadter : This spot that no one else can sit in only exists because despite your objections I bought this couch. Me. So explain why that change is bad and this change was good.

  Sheldon Cooper : Um.

  Amy Farrah Fowler : You don't need to explain yourself to him.

  Sheldon Cooper : I don't need to explain myself to you.

  Amy Farrah Fowler : You're sick of his nonsense and ready to move in with me.

  Sheldon Cooper : Keep the table. We don't use that space.

  Amy Farrah Fowler : Damn it, I got cocky.