The Disaster Artist (2017)

Ari Graynor: Juliette, 'Lisa'

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Quotes 

• [as Johnny kills himself in "The Room"] 

  Dan Janjigian : Do it!

  Juliette , Robyn Paris : Do it! Do it!

  The Whole Audience : Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it!

• Juliette : It's still going?

• Juliette : [as Tommy is dry-humping her navel while filming the sex scene]  I think you're aiming a little bit high.

  Tommy Wiseau : I aim where I aim, just do the scene.

• Philip : [to Greg]  Can we ask you something? What's this movie about?

  Robyn Paris : I have a theory - it's autobiographical. Someone in his life was a Denny, a kid brother, someone he looked out for. Someone else was a Mark, the better-looking friend he was always jealous of. I'm sure there was a Michelle somewhere, and a Mike.

  Juliette : So who was Lisa? Someone who broke his heart, stabbed him the back and ruined his life?

  Robyn Paris : Pretty obvious to me - that's the universe.

• Juliette : [horrified; as Tommy is dry-humping the red dress]  I wanted to keep that dress.

  Safoya : You can never wear that dress again.

• Tommy Wiseau : What is this? This makeup. You look like you're swimming in lake.

  Carolyn Minnott : It's a hundred degrees in here.

  Tommy Wiseau : Makeup!

  Greg Sestero : Tommy, if you're not gonna pay for air conditioning, you at least have to pay for water.

  Juliette : Could we maybe just have a little bit of water before the scene? I...

  Tommy Wiseau : Okay, I stop you. I stop everybody right there, okay? Nobody in Hollywood will give you water either, okay?

  Greg Sestero : That's not true. Dude, we can't work like this!

  Tommy Wiseau : Well, I'm not Santa Claus, all right? Maybe you go buy water for everybody, *Greg,* okay? Maybe girlfriend bring you some water or something.

• Tommy Wiseau : [about to film the love scene]  We go, okay? Rolling?

  [Stops and notices a pimple on Juliette] 

  Tommy Wiseau : Wait wait wait! Cut cut! What is this? What is this, this disgusting...

  Juliette : [offended]  It's my body!

  Tommy Wiseau : No, this, pimples on the... Makeup! Makeup, come fix this disgusting body!