The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Friendship Turbulence (2014)
Simon Helberg: Howard Wolowitz
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Quotes
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Bernadette Rostenkowski : This is gonna be a long weekend for you.
Howard Wolowitz : You're the reason I'm doing it.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : I said to stop insulting each other. I didn't tell you to take him on a romantic getaway.
Howard Wolowitz : How do I know what you said? Damn you and your noise cancelling breasts.
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Howard Wolowitz : Back in the car. I'm an astronaut and you know it. You just don't like admitting it because you're jealous.
Sheldon Cooper : Well, truth be told, as a child I did dream of going into space. Those astronauts were my heroes, and when you got to go it was hard for me.
Howard Wolowitz : Thank you.
Sheldon Cooper : Because it made me realize they'll just send anyone up there.
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Sheldon Cooper : I'm sorry for every mean thing I ever said or did to you.
Howard Wolowitz : I'm sorry too. It's all my fault.
Sheldon Cooper : If you weren't my friend there'd be a hole in my life.
Howard Wolowitz : Thank you.
Sheldon Cooper : Kind of like when Firefly was cancelled. But not as big.
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Sheldon Cooper : [On the plane, on his shoulder]
[Tap, tap, tap]
Sheldon Cooper : Howard?
[Tap, tap, tap]
Sheldon Cooper : Howard?
[Tap, tap, tap]
Sheldon Cooper : Howard?
Howard Wolowitz : What now?
Sheldon Cooper : I have to go to the bathroom.
Howard Wolowitz : You just went to the bathroom.
Sheldon Cooper : I didn't use it because it didn't seem safe. Despite all the emails, the toilet didn't have a seat belt.
Howard Wolowitz : Well, it still doesn't.
Sheldon Cooper : I realize that, but safety concerns went out the window two apple juices ago.
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Howard Wolowitz : Hey, I work at the same university you do.
Sheldon Cooper : Yes, and Hawkeye's in the Avengers, but no one ever says, "Help, Hawkeye."
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Leonard Hofstadter : Are we playing individuals or teams?
Raj Koothrappali : Teams are fun.
Sheldon Cooper : Oh, in that case I'd like to be partnered with my good friend Howard.
Raj Koothrappali : But I'm always on Howard's team! We're best friends. The kind that finish each other's...
Howard Wolowitz : We don't really do that.
Raj Koothrappali : [Interrupting] ... do that! See?