The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Friendship Turbulence (2014)
Kunal Nayyar: Raj Koothrappali
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Quotes
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Penny : Well, I'll have you guys know that I turned down a part in a movie last week.
Leonard Hofstadter : Why would you do that?
Penny : Because it was crap. It was a sequel to that awful killer gorilla movie.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Serial Ape-ist? I thought you died in that.
Sheldon Cooper : She does, 42 minutes in.
Raj Koothrappali : While showering topless, 16 minutes after a brief side butt during a pillow fight with her sorority sisters.
Sheldon Cooper : I have an eidetic memory. I don't know what his problem is.
Penny : Okay, well, there are no shower scenes in this one. They just try to clone me from my corpse, but my DNA gets mixed with the ape's DNA and I end up running around with giant gorilla hands and feet.
Sheldon Cooper : Am I missing something, or isn't that the part she was born to play?
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Leonard Hofstadter : Don't a lot of famous actors get their start doing bad movies?
Penny : Okay, I don't think Meryl Streep ever had to say, "Must keep gorilla hands from killing again."
Raj Koothrappali : If she did, it would be amazing. That woman can do no wrong.
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Amy Farrah Fowler : Um, you're supposed to be yourself, not all desperate and creepy.
Raj Koothrappali : Okay, I'm getting some mixed messages here.
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Raj Koothrappali : Can we please talk about something other than my depressing love life.
Sheldon Cooper : How about Penny's depressing acting career?
Leonard Hofstadter : Hey. I mean, it's been a little tough, but Penny's following her dreams and in my book that's not depressing.
Penny : Thank you.
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Amy Farrah Fowler : Well, what would I say to her'?
Raj Koothrappali : Just tell her what I'm really like. And, if you think it'll help, that you saw me changing once and my package reminded you of the muscular tail of a jaguar.
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Raj Koothrappali : Your words fall like acid rain on the wounded petals of my heart.
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Leonard Hofstadter : Are we playing individuals or teams?
Raj Koothrappali : Teams are fun.
Sheldon Cooper : Oh, in that case I'd like to be partnered with my good friend Howard.
Raj Koothrappali : But I'm always on Howard's team! We're best friends. The kind that finish each other's...
Howard Wolowitz : We don't really do that.
Raj Koothrappali : [Interrupting] ... do that! See?
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[First lines]
Amy Farrah Fowler : Raj, your tag is hanging out.
[Adjusts shirt tag]
Raj Koothrappali : Thank you. You know, that was the closest thing to sex I've had in two years.
Amy Farrah Fowler : And now I'm creeped out.
Raj Koothrappali : It only makes it more real for me.