The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Indecision Amalgamation (2014)
Jim Parsons: Sheldon Cooper
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Quotes
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Sheldon Cooper : Quick poll! PS4 or Xbox One? Raj?
Raj Koothrappali : Uh, Xbox One.
Sheldon Cooper : Penny!
Penny : Huh?
Sheldon Cooper : Leonard!
Leonard Hofstadter : PS4.
Sheldon Cooper : Wolowitz!
Howard Wolowitz : They're both great.
Sheldon Cooper : Bernadette!
Bernadette Rostenkowski : I like the Wii.
Sheldon Cooper : Thanks, grandma.
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Sheldon Cooper : Now, the PS4 is more angular and sleak-looking.
Amy Farrah Fowler : [Sarcastically] No way!
Sheldon Cooper : it's true. But the larger size of the XBox One may keep it from overheating.
Amy Farrah Fowler : Huh, you wouldn't want your gaming system to overheat.
Sheldon Cooper : You absolutely would not! And furthermore, the XBox One now comes with a kinect included.
Amy Farrah Fowler : Included?
Sheldon Cooper : Yes, not sold separately. Although the PS4 uses cool new GDDR-5 RAM while the XBox's still using the conventional DDR-3 memory.
Amy Farrah Fowler : Why would they still be using DDR-3? Are they nuts?
Sheldon Cooper : See, that's what I thought! But then they go and throw an ES RAM buffer.
Amy Farrah Fowler : W-w-wait a second, who's 'they'?
Sheldon Cooper : XBox.
Amy Farrah Fowler : You're kidding!
Sheldon Cooper : I am not! This ES RAM buffer should totally bridge the 100 GB per second bandwith gap between the two RAM types!
Amy Farrah Fowler : This is a nightmare, how will you ever make a decision?
Sheldon Cooper : See, I don't know! What should I do?
Amy Farrah Fowler : Please pass the butter!
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Sheldon Cooper : First, there was PS1, then PS2, followed by PS3, and now PS4. Logical, right? But with the XBox, instead of XBox 2, they had XBox 360. And now there's XBox One... Why one? Probably the amount of time it took to come up with the name.
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Sheldon Cooper : On the one hand, the XBox One has a camera. On the other hand, the PS4 has a removable hard drive. Thoughts?
Amy Farrah Fowler : I can't feel my legs.
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Amy Farrah Fowler : How about this. They say if you flip a coin, it shows your true feelings, because you'll either be excited or disappointed by the outcome. So, heads it's an XBox One, tails it's a PS4.
Sheldon Cooper : All right.
[flips coin]
Amy Farrah Fowler : So, what is it?
Sheldon Cooper : A quarter.
[Tosses quarter away]
Amy Farrah Fowler : Could have given it back to me. That was a choice.
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Leonard Hofstadter : Oh. How you're audition go?
Penny : I killed it. I was able to cry real tears on the spot.
Leonard Hofstadter : Oh, that's great.
Penny : Next time I get pulled over for a speeding ticket, here comes the waterworks.
Sheldon Cooper : [Running away] Here comes the waterworks!
Leonard Hofstadter : Aren't you going to ask?
Penny : What? Is this my first day?
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Sheldon Cooper : I'm employing the work of Dutch researcher Mirjam Tuk, who found that people with full bladders make better decisions.
Leonard Hofstadter : Why did I pee before I decided to move in here?
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Amy Farrah Fowler : How can you possibly make a decision?
Sheldon Cooper : I don't know.
Amy Farrah Fowler : [shouting] Please pass the butter!