- Quinn King: If we screened out everyone that was on antidepressants, we wouldn't have any contestants.
- Quinn King: I'm just trying to save my show.
- Brad: It's not your show to save.
- Quinn King: I'm an owner, Brad.
- Brad: You shacked up with the right guy and you got paid off in points.
- Quinn King: This is my show. I make it.
- Brad: You're the captain so we have you to thank for our own personal Titanic.
- Jay Carter: I know you're probably thinking that I'm like some super crappy friend for not letting you tell me about your whole situation.
- Shia: That's exactly what I think. And you know I'm right.
- Jay Carter: No, you're not. You wanted to tell me a secret. And secrets, Shia, like real secrets, do not make people closer.