- Doctor: [Esther is in labor] Alright, Esther, I'm gonna need you to push.
- Esther P. Mendez: [Notices the doctor has a cigar in his mouth] I-Is that a cigar?
- Doctor: I just have this for stress, it's not lit.
- Carmen: How can you be smoking a cigar when you're supposed to be delivering a baby?
- Nurse: This is the kind of stress he's talking about, ma'am.
- Carmen: Have you been drinking?
- Doctor: If you want a sober white doctor in this town, it's gonna cost you a fortune.
- Nurse: Ain't that the truth.
- Doctor: [Sees the baby starting to come out] Oh, man, this is gonna be a big baby. I just hope I can pull him out before he pulls me in.
- Pervert #2: [Stops young Gabriel from going into the adult section of the video store] Hey, what do you think you're doing? You have to have hair down there if you want to come in here.