The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Proton Transmogrification (2014)
Johnny Galecki: Leonard Hofstadter
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Quotes
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Sheldon Cooper : What are you doing?
Leonard Hofstadter : Comforting you?
Sheldon Cooper : Your heart might be in the right place, but your head, chest and arms certainly aren't.
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Leonard Hofstadter : I regret not saying yes when you asked me to marry you.
Penny : Well, that just wasn't the right time.
Leonard Hofstadter : Yeah.
Penny : And this is also not the right time to propose.
Leonard Hofstadter : What?
Penny : I know that face; that's your propose face.
Leonard Hofstadter : I was not going to propose. It's already two to one.
Penny : What two to one?
Leonard Hofstadter : I proposed twice, you proposed once. It's two to one.
Penny : Oh my God. It's not a contest.
Leonard Hofstadter : I don't know what you're upset about. I'm the one who is losing.
Penny : Fine. Would you feel better if I proposed and you could turn me down again?
Leonard Hofstadter : I think I would.
Penny : OK, Leonard. Will you marry me?
Leonard Hofstadter : Hm.
Penny : No, don't you dare. You reject me right now and tie things up.
Leonard Hofstadter : It's should a big decision I don't want to have any regrets.
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Leonard Hofstadter : On the one hand if I say yes.
Penny : It isn't funny anymore. Just say no so we're done with this. Will you marry me or not?
Leonard Hofstadter : Ooo. Interesting. Did you propose to me again?
Penny : No.
Leonard Hofstadter : Really, because I just hear "will you marry me?" That's two proposals in one day. Sounds like someone wants to spend of their life telling people how to spell the name "Hofstadter".
Penny : You know what? Fine. Do whatever you want.
Leonard Hofstadter : Hey, Penny, Don't get upset. Here. I love you, but no. I will not marry you.
Penny : Thank you.
Leonard Hofstadter : Now about that second proposal. On the one hand...
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Howard Wolowitz : Some of the physical comedy of Jar-Jar is tough to watch.
Leonard Hofstadter : At least they toned him down in the second one.
Penny : Yeah, he is pretty stupid.
Raj Koothrappali : Hey, we can say it. You can't.
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Penny : [Trying to cry at Jeffries' funeral] No, I'm all dried up. You're a big crybaby, you start.
Leonard Hofstadter : I'm not a crybaby.
Penny : Toy Story 3?
Leonard Hofstadter : The toys were holding hands in a furnace!
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Leonard Hofstadter : So, that was your first funeral. How was it?
Penny : I don't mean to complain, but it was a bit of a bummer.
Leonard Hofstadter : Well, when I die you can rent a bounce house.
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Penny : [about Star Wars Day] So, when is it?
Leonard Hofstadter : Well, it's not May the 5th, and it's not May the 3rd... it's May the 4th.
Sheldon Cooper : Get it?
Raj Koothrappali : May the fourth be with you?