The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Gorilla Dissolution (2014)
Kaley Cuoco: Penny
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Quotes
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Leonard Hofstadter : You know I want to marry you, but you're only doing this because you got fired and you're feeling sorry for yourself.
Penny : Okay, it may look that way, but getting fired from that movie was the best thing that could ever happen to me, okay? I finally realize I don't need to be famous or have some big career to be happy.
Leonard Hofstadter : Then what do you need?
Penny : You, you stupid Pop Tart!
Leonard Hofstadter : Oh. Then I guess I'm in.
Penny : Really? You guess you're in?
Leonard Hofstadter : Not like "I guess I'm in:" Like "I guess... I'm IN!"
Penny : Okay. Cool.
Leonard Hofstadter : So is that it? Are we engaged?
Penny : Yeah, I think so.
Leonard Hofstadter : All right.
Penny : What's wrong?
Leonard Hofstadter : I'm not sure. Just feels a little anticlimactic.
Penny : Yeah, it kind of does, huh?
Leonard Hofstadter : Oh, I know. This might help.
[Takes out a ring from his wallet]
Penny : Where did you get a ring?
Leonard Hofstadter : I've... had it for a couple of years, not important.
[Gets on knee]
Leonard Hofstadter : Penny, will you marry...
Penny : Oh, my God. Yes.
Leonard Hofstadter : This would have been so much more romantic if you didn't have monkey hair on your finger.
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Penny : I need to start making some smart decisions.
Leonard Hofstadter : With your career?
Penny : With my life.
Leonard Hofstadter : Like what?
Penny : I don't know.
[pause]
Penny : We could get married.
Leonard Hofstadter : Come on, be serious.
Penny : I am.
Leonard Hofstadter : Why? Because I'm a smart decision?
Penny : Well, yeah.
Leonard Hofstadter : So I'm like a bran muffin.
Penny : Well, no. That's not what I'm saying.
Leonard Hofstadter : No, it's exactly what you're saying. I'm the boring thing you're choosing because I'm good for you.
Penny : What does it matter? The point is I'm choosing you.
Leonard Hofstadter : Well, it matters a lot. I don't want to be a bran muffin. I want to be a Cinnabon, you know? A strawberry Pop Tart. Something you're excited about even though it could give you diabetes.
Penny : Sweetie, you can be any pastry you want.
Leonard Hofstadter : No, no, no. It's too late. I'm your bran muffin. Probably fat-free and good for your colon.
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Penny : There's no reason why I shouldn't be the best bisexual go-go dancer slowly transforming into a killer gorilla that anyone has ever seen.
Leonard Hofstadter : I don't know. The bisexual killer gorilla go-go dancer in "Schindler's List" is tough to beat.
Sheldon Cooper : It's funny, because a killer gorilla go-go dancer of any sexual orientation would be out of place in a movie about the Holocaust.
Leonard Hofstadter : It only gets funnier when you explain it.
Sheldon Cooper : I know.
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Penny : You know, the only thing worse than being in a movie where they glue monkey hair to your ass is being fired from a movie where they glue monkey hair to your ass.
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Kenneth : And action.
Wil Wheaton : Please don't shut me out.
Penny : Go away. Just go away.
Wil Wheaton : I swear, I will find a way to turn you back.
Penny : What gave you the right to mix my DNA with that of a killer gorilla?
Wil Wheaton : I was trying to save your life.
Penny : Life? What life? Look at me I'm a monster! And now I have blood on my hands or paws. I don't know.
Wil Wheaton : You can't give up. I love you.
Penny : I love you too. But I'm afraid I love killing more. Like, one day, I might actually try and kill you.
[Ape screaming at him]
Kenneth : And cut. All right. All right, let's set up for the next scene.
Penny : Actually, you know what? Can we do one more? I think I could do it better.
Kenneth : Let's just move on. No one cares.
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Penny : It's easy for you to say. You used to be famous.
Wil Wheaton : Penny, it's not about being famous, it's about the art, it's about the passion you have for our craft.
[Gets a text message on phone]
Wil Wheaton : I have an audition for Sharknado 2.
[Gets up to leave]
Wil Wheaton : When this is over, I'll be back to being depressed.
