The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Status Quo Combustion (2014)
Simon Helberg: Howard Wolowitz
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Quotes
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Bernadette Rostenkowski : [about Howard's mother] We have jobs; we can't babysit her twenty-four hours a day.
Howard Wolowitz : If we use our vacation time?
Bernadette Rostenkowski : I wanted to go to Hawaii, not hell.
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Howard Wolowitz : Don't take this the wrong way, but did you do this for the insurance money?
Stuart Bloom : No. God, you sound like the police, the firemen, my parents, my therapist and the insurance company.
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[first lines]
Leonard Hofstadter : How's your mom holding up?
Howard Wolowitz : She's doing okay. but we just lost another nurse.
Amy Farrah Fowler : How many is that now?
Howard Wolowitz : Two. And I know what you're thinking: she's eating them.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : She's just so impossible, they keep quitting.
Sheldon Cooper : So, who's watching her now?
Howard Wolowitz : A bowlful of M&M's with a few Ambien tossed in.
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Leonard Hofstadter : Hey, buddy.
Sheldon Cooper : Hello.
Leonard Hofstadter : You okay?
Sheldon Cooper : I just got called into President Siebert's office. The university won't let me switch my field of study to inflationary cosmology. They're forcing me to continue with string theory.
Howard Wolowitz : Why?
Sheldon Cooper : He said it's why they hired me, i-it's what my grant was designated for and that everybody has to do things they don't want to do. He then gave an example of something he had to do even though he didn't want to do which was look at my stupid face.
Leonard Hofstadter : That's a rude thing to say... out loud.
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Howard Wolowitz : Hang on, I know a place you can stay and earn some money at the same time.
Stuart Bloom : Great!
Howard Wolowitz : I just have to warn you it'll involve humiliation, degradation, and verbal abuse.
Stuart Bloom : So, what's the catch?
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Howard Wolowitz : Maybe it's time we release Ma back into the sea.