The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Status Quo Combustion (2014)
Kevin Sussman: Stuart Bloom
Quotes
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Stuart Bloom : I don't mean to be rude, Sheldon, but, uh, my life is kind of falling apart right now.
Sheldon Cooper : Your life? The university is making me do string theory. And my girlfriend loves me so much she wants to live with me. And now, the place I need to go when I'm sad is damp and smells funny.
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Howard Wolowitz : Don't take this the wrong way, but did you do this for the insurance money?
Stuart Bloom : No. God, you sound like the police, the firemen, my parents, my therapist and the insurance company.
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Howard Wolowitz : Hang on, I know a place you can stay and earn some money at the same time.
Stuart Bloom : Great!
Howard Wolowitz : I just have to warn you it'll involve humiliation, degradation, and verbal abuse.
Stuart Bloom : So, what's the catch?
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Stuart Bloom : [a lamp and a piece of the ceiling falls to the floor, almost hitting Stuart] That could have killed me!
Stuart Bloom : Can't catch a break.