The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Status Quo Combustion (2014)
Melissa Rauch: Bernadette Rostenkowski
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Quotes
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Leonard Hofstadter : Okay. Now that everyone's here, Penny and I have some big news.
Penny : We're engaged!
Raj Koothrappali : Oh my goodness! And I thought me having sex with Emily was going to be the big news.
[Bernadette, Amy and Howard hug Raj]
Leonard Hofstadter : Hey, hey. What the hell?
Bernadette Rostenkowski : You guys propose all the time. This never happens.
Penny : You're right!
[Penny and Leonard join the group hug]
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Bernadette Rostenkowski : Sorry I'm late. Our leaf-blower broke, so I had to hand-dry my mother-in-law.
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Bernadette Rostenkowski : [about Howard's mother] We have jobs; we can't babysit her twenty-four hours a day.
Howard Wolowitz : If we use our vacation time?
Bernadette Rostenkowski : I wanted to go to Hawaii, not hell.
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[first lines]
Leonard Hofstadter : How's your mom holding up?
Howard Wolowitz : She's doing okay. but we just lost another nurse.
Amy Farrah Fowler : How many is that now?
Howard Wolowitz : Two. And I know what you're thinking: she's eating them.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : She's just so impossible, they keep quitting.
Sheldon Cooper : So, who's watching her now?
Howard Wolowitz : A bowlful of M&M's with a few Ambien tossed in.
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Penny : [She was offered the job to care for Howard's mother; next scene, she's storming out of the house] Nope! You can keep your money!
Bernadette Rostenkowski : [after the door closes] I've ridden a bull longer than that.