The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Conjugal Conjecture (2016)
Kaley Cuoco: Penny Hofstadter
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Quotes
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[first lines]
Sheldon Cooper : Leonard! Leonard!
Leonard Hofstadter : What?
Sheldon Cooper : You realize you and I could become brothers?
Leonard Hofstadter : We're not going to be brothers; we're not going to be step-brothers. Go to sleep.
Sheldon Cooper : I hope you're right, 'cause a grown man living with his brother and his brother's wife is weird.
Leonard Hofstadter : Go to sleep.
Sheldon Cooper : OK.
[pause]
Sheldon Cooper : You think your father's doing unspeakable things to my mother?
Leonard Hofstadter : No.
Sheldon Cooper : Are you saying that because the things are unspeakable?
Penny Hofstadter : Your parents are old; anything unspeakable was finished by .9:30. Go to sleep.
Sheldon Cooper : Very well.
Leonard Hofstadter : [quietly to Penny] I'm sorry if this stuff is going to make the ceremony awkward.
Penny Hofstadter : Ah, I thought my brother fresh out of jail was going to make everyone uncomfortable, but now this...
Sheldon Cooper : Hey, if you want me to sleep, you're going to have to stop talking.
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Wyatt : I'll drink to that.
Susan : Haven't you had enough?
Wyatt : Penny drinks more'n I do.
Penny Hofstadter : Well, I learned from the best.
Wyatt : Aw.
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[last lines]
Susan : Penny, I don't know what I was worried about; your friends are just lovely.
Penny Hofstadter : Aw, thanks, mom.
Susan : Although that Sheldon is a bit peculiar.
Penny Hofstadter : Is he? I never noticed.
Wyatt : Reminds me of that turkey we had who drowned looking up at the rain.
[they all laugh heartily]
Randall : Cops! Cops! Be cool.
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Penny Hofstadter : Penny is NOT Hofstadter