Henry Danger (TV Series)
The Danger Begins (2014)
Jace Norman: Henry Hart, Kid Danger
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Quotes
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Henry Hart : [reading instructions] "Chew gum, blow bubble, fight crime."
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[Captain Man clamps a bracelet on Henry]
Henry Hart : What's this for?
Captain Man : It means we're engaged.
Henry Hart : What?
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Captain Man : Complete this sentence: "I'm sorry, Mother, I didn't mean for my elephant to" blank.
Henry Hart : Uh, lick Dad.
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Henry Hart : Hey! Here's a cool job I could do - foot model.
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Henry Hart : I'm just a big pile of average.
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Jasper Dunlop : You guys, could we go over the list for my birthday party?
Henry Hart : Sure.
Charlotte Page : No!
Henry Hart : No.
Jasper Dunlop : But I invited fifty-two people and nobody's texted me back yet. What does that mean?
Henry Hart : That people been to your parties before?
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Captain Man : How'd you know he wasn't really an old lady?
Henry Hart : Uh, 'cause of the tattoo on his neck. I... I saw it on him up in the store. And his boobs are too wobbly.
Captain Man : True. Go get those under control.
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Captain Man , Henry Hart : [first Captain Man, then later Danger Kid] Up the tube!
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Captain Man : Henry, you have a sharp eye, good instincts, a nice shirt, and you're brave.
Henry Hart : Thanks.
Captain Man : Do you know how to make sandwiches?
Henry Hart : I do.
Captain Man : Then you have all the qualities I'm looking for.
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Captain Man : Now, raise your right hand. Spread your fingers. Turn your head and cough.
Henry Hart : [about to do it] What?
Captain Man : Ha-ha. Joke. Place your left hand over your right lung and repeat after me: I, Henry Hart...
Henry Hart : I, Henry Hart...
Captain Man : Pledge to be an awesome sidekick to Captain Man...
Henry Hart : Pledge to be an awesome sidekick to Captain Man...
Captain Man : And to never, ever, ever, tell anyone that I am Captain Man's secret sidekick.
Henry Hart : And to never, ever, tell anyone that I am Captain Man's secret sidekick.
Captain Man : You left out one ever.
Henry Hart : Ever.
Captain Man : It is done.
Henry Hart : Feels good.
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Mrs. Hart : I'm not interrupting.
Henry Hart : Okay, thanks.
Mrs. Hart : I just have a question about your underwear.
[holds up Henry underwear from the laundry basket]
Henry Hart : Mom!
Charlotte Page : I'd like to hear the question.
Jasper Dunlop : What is the issue with Henry's underwear?
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Henry Hart : But, everybody gets old some day - even Captain Man. I can't do this forever.
Henry Hart : Do what?
Henry Hart : Protect our town, Swellview, from bad guys, bad things, bad smells...
Henry Hart : Smells?
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Ray Manchester : [finding Henry in his man cave] Hey, how are you? Cool. Thanks. Great to meet you. I'm doin' good. What's your name?
Henry Hart : Um, I'm Henry Hart. I'm here about the job.
Ray Manchester : Age?
Henry Hart : Thirteen. I'll be fourteen... on my next birthday.
Ray Manchester : Ahh. So you're aging sequentially. I like that.
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Henry Hart : Uh, why don't you guys go to the zoo?
Charlotte Page : Why?
Jasper Dunlop : You know I got banned from the zoo.
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Ray Manchester : While you and I were pulling people out of the river, The Toddler's men stole 5,000 packages of diapers. Can you guess why?
Henry Hart : Um...
Ray Manchester : To bombard the diapers with radioactive zenite particles.
Henry Hart : I would not have guessed that.
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Captain Man : Kid Danger, get outta here!
Kid Danger : I'm not leaving without you!
Captain Man : But that nipple is flashing!
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Ray Manchester : You wanna see what happens when a baby pees into a diaper that's been bombarded with radioactive zenite particles?
Henry Hart : No.
Ray Manchester : Watch this.
Henry Hart : [to himself] Why does he ask me?
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Henry Hart : The Toddler?
Ray Manchester : He's the one who destroyed the Jandy Bridge yesterday.
Henry Hart : Why?
Ray Manchester : To set up phase three of his plan.
Henry Hart : What's phase three?
Ray Manchester : It's a phase that comes right after phase two but before phase four - if there is a phase four. But, if there is no phase four, then phase three would be the final phase.
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Jasper Dunlop : Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah! I got two responses!
Henry Hart : To what?
Jasper Dunlop : My birthday party invitation. Two guys said they might come!
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Kid Danger : [holding explosive juice] What do we do with this?
Captain Man : We give the baby his bottle.
Kid Danger : Ah. Good call.
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[a conflict arrises between Ray's attack plan on The Toddler and Henry's friend's scheduled birthday party]
Ray Manchester : It's cool. Uh, you go to Jasper's party. I'll handle The Toddler by myself. Don't worry about it.
Henry Hart : Are you sure?
Ray Manchester : Yeah, I've battled The Toddler alone before. Almost killed me, but whatever.
Henry Hart : But, now I feel all bad.
Ray Manchester : Nyah-ah-ah, don't feel bad. I'll save the world. You go have a fun time at Jasper's birthday party. Dance. Drink some fruity punch.
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Henry Hart : [on the phone] Uh, I can't talk. I'm naked.