- Selina Meyer: Your bike is a lot bigger than mine. I should be riding in a basket in the front like ET.
- Mike McLintock: Great. Another hate text from Amy. "You looked sweaty on TV yesterday. Are you going through the change?"
- Kent Davison: I wish I understood vendettas. They're so time-consuming.
- Selina Meyer: I'm going commando at tomorrow's pancake brunch.
- Gary Walsh: What? No underwear?
- Selina Meyer: What? No. Jesus Christ. Yeah, that'll win me the election. A nice shot of my beav.
- Tom James: Fun fact scopolamine was first used as a truth serum by the Czechoslovakian state police.
- Mike McLintock: How is that fun?
- Selina Meyer: Fun fact about the honeybee. Do you know how much honey a honeybee produces in its lifetime?
- Beatrice Hausman: I do not.
- Selina Meyer: ...Well, it's either surprisingly little or surprisingly a lot.
- Tom James: Sometimes you have to gamble. Unfortunately, our horse did not win.
- Selina Meyer: No, it certainly didn't. It fell at the first fence and it got shot. And now some French fucker's got it in a baguette.
- Mike McLintock: Ma'am, we've also set up a tour of an egg plant... I mean a plant that packs eggs, not the big vegetable.
- Jonah Ryan: We have the notes from the dairy tariffs meetings.
- Andrew Doyle: Oh, yeah. Put it in the pile over there with everything else. I'll set fire to it later.