- Sue Wilson Friend: [Sue and her friend are watching the election results] What will you do if O'Brien wins? Set up an office with Selina at the Betty Ford Clinic?
- Sue Wilson: No. I've applied for a job outside. Politics bores me. It bores the living *hell* out of me. God, it's boring.
- [Amy is on screen]
- Sue Wilson: Amy looks off her game. Distracted.
- Sue Wilson Friend: I only really know Amy as the woman who rushed everywhere, clutching her phone like it contained her frozen embryos.
- Sue Wilson: She's a workaholic. Works frantically to avoid dealing with her weird mix of lack of self worth and narcissism. I really like her!
- Selina Meyer: [Venting about Tom James] That fucking guy, with his fucking charm, and his fucking son, in his fucking wheelchair, with his spine all fucked up!
- Selina Meyer: [the winning candidate for each state is gradually being announced] Anything yet?
- Tom James: Indiana and South Carolina just called for O'Brien.
- Kent Davison: Yeah... Vermont and Connecticut, yup, they're for us.
- Gary Walsh: [Cheering] Yeah, Vermont! Yeah, Connecticut!
- Selina Meyer: Okay, settle down. A bowl of hair could win those states.
- Selina Meyer: Oh, Gary, I asked a friend to come and be with me tonight.
- Gary Walsh: How nice!
- Selina Meyer: Yeah: Karen.
- Ben Cafferty: Fuck!
- Selina Meyer: What?
- Ben Cafferty: [Pretends to be in pain] Cramp.
- Selina Meyer: [Frustrated at the potential election result] Jesus Christ, you know? You do your best, you try to serve the people, and then they just fuck you over.
- Gary Walsh: Yep.
- Selina Meyer: And you know why? Because they're ignorant, and they're dumb as shit. And that, ladies and gentlemen, is democracy.
- Sue Wilson: [On the phone] Amy, I saw your instability on TV. Call me when you get this. Get someone else to dial if you're in a straitjacket.
- Selina Meyer: [after hearing she has lost Wisconsin] Screw this whole sloppy, back seat blowjob of a night anyway. I don't give a shit.
- Ben Cafferty: It's the 12th Amendment.
- Amy Brookheimer: I have 20th Amendment.
- Gary Walsh: Why are there so many amendments? Get it right the first time people!
- Dan Egan: [Preparing for the onslaught of election night] So I assume you reached out to the O'Brien camp? Taking a meeting with Charlotte or with Kim?
- Amy Brookheimer: No, I, I haven't contacted the O'Brien team.
- Dan Egan: Amy, if he wins, our lobbying stock is gonna droop like a chimp's tits. We're not gonna be the golden kids anymore. We gotta stay on his radar.
- Amy Brookheimer: But we need to be in with her, too, she might win.
- Dan Egan: [Picking his teeth] Yeah, well, on air, I'm gonna keep in with her. Off air, I'm telling the Nazis that she's hiding in the attic.