Unfriended (2014)
Moses Storm: Mitch
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Quotes
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Laura : Never Have I Ever... got Adam arrested for selling weed.
Mitch Roussel : That was me...
Adam Sewell : WHAT? They put me in handcuffs!
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Mitch Roussel : [to Adam, after founding out that he was sleeping with Blaire] Uh, YOU'RE FUCKING DEAD! YOU'RE FUCKING DEAD!
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Blaire Lily : [as the seconds drastically count down and Laura begins to type on facebook inbox] Mitch... do you hate me...? Could you ever forgive me, I am so sorry...
[crying profusely]
Mitch Roussel : Blaire... I don't hate you, I love you... I love you so much
[Laura sends in her message to Blaire]
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Mitch Roussel : Ok, everybody right now put your hands up... whose doing this?
[raises hands and is followed at seconds later by Blaire, Jess, Adam, Ken and Val's hands as well]
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Blaire Lily : I can't... I can't show you the note
[sinking her head in tears and shock]
Mitch Roussel : What more notes being passed between you and Adam? No fuck this! Either you show me the note Blaire or I am signing out, I swear to god! No fuck this! I am signing out you hear me, I've had enough of this, I'm signing out.
Laura : If Mitch signs out, he dies...
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Mitch Roussel : Never Have I Ever... roofied Ashley Dane and forced her to get an abortion
Adam Sewell : What the fuck Mitch? I did not roofie Ashley Dane and never I have ever forced her to an abortion... what the fuck!
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Blaire Lily : I wanna make prom night, the night.
Mitch Roussel : You serious? You wouldn't lie to me now
[teases Blaire with knife in front of his cam]
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Mitch Roussel : Take it off, before I cut it off
[brandishes kitchen knife smirking]
Blaire Lily : [beginning to unbutton after rising up from bed laughing] You're cute when you're violent.
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Laura : Never Have I Ever... made out with Laura Barns
Mitch Roussel : [as the seconds tick away and Adam faces death with the losing fingers] It was me, Blaire I swear it meant nothing, it was at Adam's and it only lasted for five seconds...
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Mitch Roussel : I can't believe you'd do this me, I love you fucking slut
[crying]
Blaire Lily : [crying in return and wheezing] No, please don't call me that baby I love you.
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Ken Smith : Alright, it's just a game, we're all just gonna download it and play it right?
Laura : [IM] ken, what are you doing?
Ken Smith : Not doing anything, man. I just wanted to play a game! You like games you seem to like games, dude, I thought we were gonna play. A fucking, great game for you man.
Trojan Destroyer program : [everybody downloads just a game.dmg/.exe]
Adam Sewell : Ok, I just launched it.
Trojan Destroyer program : [program launches and scans]
Adam Sewell : I got something for you, billie227.
Ken Smith : Is it searching, guys? Did everybody download it?
Blaire Lily : Mine's got something. Mine's got something.
Ken Smith : Ok, good. Wait until everybody got something. Is it flagging? Has everybody got some flags? It should be more than one, two, it should be multiple. Ok cool.
Laura : [starts timer]
[IM]
Laura : u have 1 minute to stop this
Ken Smith : Ok, trash. Trash all of those and then empty your recycling bins, ok? Empty your recycling bins after trashing them, do not save them. Everything! Everything that's flagged.
Mitch Roussel : It's not gonna delete these.
Ken Smith : Just fucking listen to me! Trust me, dude.
Adam Sewell : [grabs gun and points at screen]
Ken Smith : Is it deleted? What's going on? Keep me updated, guys. Ok, Adam's done. Mitch?
Mitch Roussel : [finishes scan] Mine's the same.
Ken Smith : Ok, Jess?
Jess Felton : [finishes scan] Mine's done!
Ken Smith : Ok, Blaire? Blaire! Blaire!
Blaire Lily : We're just gonna
[inaudible/webcam glitch]
Blaire Lily : Blaire's bin guys. It's gonna be cool. I promise!
Laura : [timer flashes 10 seconds left in red]
Blaire Lily : WHY IS HE COUNTING DOWN?
Ken Smith : Ok, it's cool, it's cool Blaire!
Laura : [leaves call]
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Mitch Roussel : Come on your in real estate, sell this to me.
Blaire Lily : Oh ok, well witness exhibit B, a human's right leg.
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Blaire Lily : For a sec I thought this was real
Mitch Roussel : How do you know it's not?
Blaire Lily : Stop trying to freak me out.
Mitch Roussel : Or what?
Blaire Lily : Or... I'll send my dad to fight you
[winky emoji]
Mitch Roussel , Blaire Lily : Your dad's not home...
Blaire Lily : How do you know?
Mitch Roussel : Cause he's out drinking with mine
[sends link of Laura's facebook memorial page revealing the messenger to Laura]
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Mitch Roussel : [frustratingly whispering to the rest of the group] Hey we're not doing this shit here, everybody pick up your phones and mute your computers.
Jess Felton : I don't know where my phone is guys please don't do this.
Blaire Lily : Jess it's okay
[mutes mic]
Jess Felton : No wait!
[gets up from bed and walks to desk chair whilst quickly glancing for phone]
Jess Felton : Fuck guys.
Laura : [Via Skype IM] Nice try guys, let me turn those mics on for you.
[Blaire, Mitch, Adam and Ken's mics then suddenly turn on bringing the audio from their phone calls to the convo]
Laura : .
Jess Felton : Guys, Guys! He can hear you, he can turn your mics on.
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Blaire Lily : [imitating Pazuzu possessed Regan MacNeil as her webcam turns on displaying her wriggling toes] Mitch! Mitch, I've got something to show you.
Mitch Roussel : Are you doing your demon voice again?
Blaire Lily : [continuing with impersonation] Yeah, do you like them?
Mitch Roussel : Ooh yeah, let me have a look, love the purple and just the top of the toes.
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Mitch Roussel : I just don't see why I can't come over later.
Blaire Lily : You know you can't.
Mitch Roussel : Why?
Blaire Lily : No. My dad would kill you.
Mitch Roussel : Pfft, that's easy I would die for you.
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Laura : Never Have I Ever offered to trade Jess' life for my own...
Mitch Roussel : [as the Skype message countdown initiates] No, none of us would do that.
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Laura : [Via billie227 Skype IM] Never Have I Ever Crashed Jess' Mom's Car.
Jess Felton : That was one of you guys? That was fucking one of you guys.
Blaire Lily : [Puts finger down] It was me Jess, I'm sorry, I was drunk and it happened and I didn't know how to tell you Jess.
Jess Felton : F-Fuck you.
Adam Sewell : Great friend Blaire.
Blaire Lily : I've apologized, she has not apologized for starting this rumor thing about me. Which is not true by the way.
Mitch Roussel : Hey we're sticking together on this stop it.
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Laura : [Via billie227 IM] Never Have I Ever offered to trade Jess' life for my own.
Jess Felton : [Upon reading IM and as countdown IM's begin in shock and disbelief] What? Guys are you serious?
[beginning to cry]
Mitch Roussel : No, none of this did that, we wouldn't do that
[pacing back and forth shaking head in disbelief]
Adam Sewell : Blaire?
Jess Felton : [In exasperation] Blaire did you do that?
Blaire Lily : [In earnest defense and disbelief] No, I wouldn't do that.
Adam Sewell : How do we know? Put down a finger and we'll know.
Mitch Roussel : Hey she already said it wasn't her stop pushing.
Adam Sewell : Oh and she always tells the truth Mitch?
Mitch Roussel : [In angry, certain defense of Blaire] Yeah! Yeah.
Adam Sewell : [Taken aback in drunk, angry state] Oh she does! Cause you always tell the truth isn't that right Blaire? Cause you always tell the truth!
Adam Sewell : [as billie227's countdown IM's reach two seconds in panic putting down a finger] Fuck, it was me alright.
Jess Felton : Adam!
Mitch Roussel : You're a piece of sh-You're a fucking piece of shit you know!
Adam Sewell : Oh fuck you! You're a fucking piece of shit, he told me if I traded Jess he'd let, me, you and Blaire live, so I was saving your life Mitch and I was saving your life Blaire, but none of you can understand that cause I am the bad person cause you all have perfect morals and your perfect fucking lives.
Jess Felton : [Crying and hyperventilating] I hate you! I hate you! I hate you Adam!
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Blaire Lily : [Crying in relief at test alarm and notification on desktop] It's an alarm I set for tomorrow, we have a test.
[Mitch slightly laughs in fear filled response]
Blaire Lily : Mitchie, do you hate me?
Mitch Roussel : [Crying and hyperventilating] No I don't hate you Blaire.
Blaire Lily : [In relief] You don't?
Mitch Roussel : No I don't hate you, I love you so much.
Laura : One more question.
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Mitch Roussel : [Enraged and hysterical over Adam's turn of the Never Have I Ever confession into he and Blaire's affairs] Oh hands up we're still playing! We're still playing here!