Black-ish (TV Series)

Crime and Punishment (2014)

Anthony Anderson: Andre 'Dre' Johnson

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• Pops : Dre! Can I talk to you for a minute?

  Andre 'Dre' Johnson : Yeah, what's up, Pops?

  Pops : I want to show you something. Recognize this?

  Andre 'Dre' Johnson : Oh my God, is that that piece of Hot Wheels track you used to beat me with?

  Pops : Mmm-hmmm.

  Andre 'Dre' Johnson : You kept that all these years, huh?

  Pops : Every time I got ready to throw it out you'd do something stupid. Relax, son, I want you to have it. It's really the perfect thing. There's nothing better than beating someone with something they love.

  Andre 'Dre' Johnson : Jack does not love that, Pops. Hell, kids don't even play with those anymore.

  Pops : Well, beat him with something I love. Now I love this because I used to beat you with it.

  Andre 'Dre' Johnson : How many White Russians have you had?

  Pops : Irrelevant, but a lot.