- Ron Swanson: This is a flying robot I just shot out of the sky after it delivered a package to my house.
- Leslie Knope: I thought you didn't like to pass judgment on...
- Ron Swanson: The package was addressed to my son. Who is four years old. And does not own a Grizzl do-dad. Somehow the robots looked at Diane's computer and learned something about my child and then brought him a box of presents. So I destroyed the robot. No one is safe from these bastards. Tell me what to do, Leslie. I wanna help you take 'em down.
- Pearl: They sent me a bunch of toy pigs dressed like movie stars. That's my private hobby. No one knows I collect toy pigs dressed like movie stars, except now all of you people.
- Ben Wyatt: Which one is that?
- [Ben points to stuffed pig in Pearl's hand]
- Pearl: This is actually Ham-uel L. Jackson from the movie, Pork Fiction, it's extremely rare, and I am keeping it. But still, they have no right to give me something I will treasure the rest of my life.
- Chance Frenlm: I like their phones but they've gone to far sending this stuff to our houses. Gryzzl has no right to search our private data.
- Leslie Knope: So wait... You guys are not against us on this?
- Chance Frenlm: We're not against you on this.
- Crowd: We're not against you on this. We're not against you on this. We're not against you on this.