Mulaney (TV Series)

Sweet Jane (2014)

John Mulaney: John Mulaney

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Quotes 

• John Mulaney : Oh my God, that's how I learned how to talk to women... from Ross.

  Motif : Who's Ross?

  John Mulaney : Ross. From Friends.

  Motif : What is Friends?

  John Mulaney : Friends... It's like the biggest TV show of all time.

  Motif : I gotta check it out. When's it on?

  John Mulaney : It's always on; it's Friends!

  [Motif changes the channel] 

  John Mulaney : See?

  Motif : Why have I never seen Friends?

  John Mulaney : Eh, it was kind of "for us, by us."

• Jane : Hey, do we have stamps?

  John Mulaney : No.

  Jane : Ugh, forget it. I guess I'll just have bad credit.

  [Rips envelope] 

• Jane : How are you guys?

  John Mulaney : I'm great. I think I'm finally getting the hang of working for Lou Cannon, and things with Kristen are going good.

  Motif : [Watching Friends for the first time, to himself]  Why are they in a fountain?

  John Mulaney : I really want you to meet her but hey, try to be nice to this one.

  Motif : Oh, they got umbrellas.

• Jane : John, no.

  John Mulaney : What?

  Jane : Don't you see what she is? She's one of those girls who just wants to date comedians.

  Motif : A ha-ha-ho.