Mulaney (TV Series)

Sweet Jane (2014)

Nasim Pedrad: Jane

Quotes 

• Jane : Most of the time I'm perfectly friendly.

  [Doorbell rings] 

  Jane : I swear to God if that is a person...

• Jane : Hey, do we have stamps?

  John Mulaney : No.

  Jane : Ugh, forget it. I guess I'll just have bad credit.

  [Rips envelope] 

• Jane : How are you guys?

  John Mulaney : I'm great. I think I'm finally getting the hang of working for Lou Cannon, and things with Kristen are going good.

  Motif : [Watching Friends for the first time, to himself]  Why are they in a fountain?

  John Mulaney : I really want you to meet her but hey, try to be nice to this one.

  Motif : Oh, they got umbrellas.

• Jane : John, no.

  John Mulaney : What?

  Jane : Don't you see what she is? She's one of those girls who just wants to date comedians.

  Motif : A ha-ha-ho.