Mulaney (TV Series)
Sweet Jane (2014)
Seaton Smith: Motif
Quotes
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John Mulaney : Oh my God, that's how I learned how to talk to women... from Ross.
Motif : Who's Ross?
John Mulaney : Ross. From Friends.
Motif : What is Friends?
John Mulaney : Friends... It's like the biggest TV show of all time.
Motif : I gotta check it out. When's it on?
John Mulaney : It's always on; it's Friends!
[Motif changes the channel]
John Mulaney : See?
Motif : Why have I never seen Friends?
John Mulaney : Eh, it was kind of "for us, by us."
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Motif : [Motif watches Friends for the first time] Oh, I remember these faces on TV. I always thought it was the news.
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Jane : How are you guys?
John Mulaney : I'm great. I think I'm finally getting the hang of working for Lou Cannon, and things with Kristen are going good.
Motif : [Watching Friends for the first time, to himself] Why are they in a fountain?
John Mulaney : I really want you to meet her but hey, try to be nice to this one.
Motif : Oh, they got umbrellas.
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Jane : John, no.
John Mulaney : What?
Jane : Don't you see what she is? She's one of those girls who just wants to date comedians.
Motif : A ha-ha-ho.