The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The First Pitch Insufficiency (2014)
Kaley Cuoco: Penny
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Quotes
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Leonard Hofstadter : A relationship is not something you can quantify.
Sheldon Cooper : Everything is quantifiable. This french fry? A seven. Spider-Man? A nine. The number nine? Oddly enough, a four.
Leonard Hofstadter : How ridiculous is he?
Penny : A hundred.
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Leonard Hofstadter : He's practicing.
Penny : For what?
Howard Wolowitz : The Angels wanted an astronaut to throw out the first pitch, so guess who they called?
Penny : What, you? Really?
Howard Wolowitz : Well, a lot of people who weren't available, but then me!
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Raj Koothrappali : I like how they put a waterfall on centerfield. It really ties everything together.
Penny : Look at you talking sports.
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Sheldon Cooper : The ranking of relationships in our circle by quality is: me and Amy, Howard and Bernadette, Raj and his girlfriend, Penny and Chardonnay, Penny and you.
Leonard Hofstadter : There isn't any ranking and if there were, we wouldn't be at the bottom.
Penny : Yeah, and actually I drink Sauvignon Blanc.
Leonard Hofstadter : That's the part you have a problem with?
Penny : Relax.
Amy Farrah Fowler : There they go fighting again. You'd never hear her talk that way to Sauvignon Blanc.
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Amy Farrah Fowler : So, when do you guys plan on getting married?
Penny : Uh, we're not sure, but I want to wait long enough to prove to my mother I'm not pregnant.