The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The First Pitch Insufficiency (2014)
Simon Helberg: Howard Wolowitz
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Quotes
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Howard Wolowitz : Even professional pitchers need a rubdown after the game.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : If you were throwing an actual ball. You were throwing air at a TV.
Howard Wolowitz : For your information, I also gave Leonard one hell of a high five.
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Raj Koothrappali : You suck, Wolowitz!
Howard Wolowitz : What the hell was that?
Raj Koothrappali : I'm heckling you. It's a beloved baseball tradition.
Sheldon Cooper : He's right. And considering you're still waiting to be called for a game you played in fifth grade, you probably do suck.
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Leonard Hofstadter : He's practicing.
Penny : For what?
Howard Wolowitz : The Angels wanted an astronaut to throw out the first pitch, so guess who they called?
Penny : What, you? Really?
Howard Wolowitz : Well, a lot of people who weren't available, but then me!
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Bernadette Rostenkowski : I could give you a few pointers. I played softball.
Howard Wolowitz : That would be great.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : And while you're at it, maybe we can work on butching up your run.
Howard Wolowitz : What's wrong with the way I run?
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Oh, nothing.
[Mimes a girly run as she exits]
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Raj Koothrappali : So you never played baseball as a kid, not even Little League?
Howard Wolowitz : I was going to, but the day of tryouts, I found my dad's Playboy collection. Threw my arm out.
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Mike Massimino : Hey Fruit Loops, what's up?
Howard Wolowitz : Hey Mike, listen, NASA asked me to throw out the first pitch at an Angels game. You got any advice?
Mike Massimino : Yeah. Don't do it. What else you up to?
Howard Wolowitz : Why shouldn't I do it?
Mike Massimino : There's no upside. If you do well, no one cares. And if you screw up, you're an idiot on YouTube forever.