The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)

The Hook-up Reverberation (2014)

Kaley Cuoco: Penny

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Quotes 

• Penny : How? You can't force somebody to like you.

  Amy Farrah Fowler : What if you just hang around and act like her friend until you wear her down? I mean, next thing you know, you're in her house, you're eating her food and drinking her wine.

• Penny : You told Emily we hooked up?

  Raj Koothrappali : Um, well. In my defense I tell everyone.

  Penny : Why would you say that?

  Raj Koothrappali : We were having a conversation about past lovers.

  Penny : We weren't lovers. Come on. Everybody knows we didn't sleep together. We got drunk and fooled around. Why couldn't you just leave me out of this?

• Penny : Okay, I'm sorry. Did we get off on the wrong foot? Because since like the other night, I kind of feel like you might have a problem with me.

  Emily Sweeney : No, it's fine.

  Penny : Are you sure because it doesn't feel fine.

  Emily Sweeney : Are you sure you want to talk about this? Okay. If you really want to talk about this, I do have a problem.

  Penny : Oh my God. Tell me, what did I do?

  Emily Sweeney : Look it's nothing. It's just... Raj told me a while back you two hooked up.

  Penny : What? Oh why would he say that?

  Emily Sweeney : Did it not happen?

  Penny : Well, I wouldn't exactly call it a hook-up.

  Emily Sweeney : Did you kiss?

  Penny : Yeah.

  Emily Sweeney : We're you naked?

  Penny : Yeah.

  Emily Sweeney : So it was a hook-up.

  Penny : No.

  [pause] 

  Penny : Yeah.

• Penny : OK, good night guys.

  Emily Sweeney : Bye.

  [Both women together] 

  Penny , Emily Sweeney : I hate her.

• Amy Farrah Fowler : You really went your entire life with out anybody saying "I hate you" to your face?

  Penny : Yeah.

  Amy Farrah Fowler : I'd say it now, but look at those cheekbones.

• Penny : I hear you're a dermatologist.

  Emily Sweeney : Uh, yeah. I'm a resident at Huntington Hospital.

  Sheldon Cooper : Oh I like their emergency room. Even if it turns out you don't have dengue fever, they still let you take home a lollipop.

• Penny : I don't know what Emily's so upset about anyway. Even if I'd slept with him, so what? Everybody has a past.

  Amy Farrah Fowler : Um.

  [Clears throat] 

  Penny : Almost everybody has a past.

• Penny : Leonard gave me this briefcase. He used to carry it around in high school. You can still see the dent where they whacked him with it.