The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Hook-up Reverberation (2014)
Jim Parsons: Sheldon Cooper
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Quotes
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Amy Farrah Fowler : Can you see how a grown man, an accomplished scientist, who invests in a store that sells picture books about flying men in colorful underwear might be wasting both his financial and intellectual resources?
Sheldon Cooper : No.
Amy Farrah Fowler : Then I think it's a terrific idea.
Sheldon Cooper : Great. Wait until you hear about our van.
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Sheldon Cooper : I have some odd freckles on my buttocks. Can I make an an appointment for you to look at them?
Emily Sweeney : Um, OK. I guess.
Amy Farrah Fowler : I'm with him three years, nothing. She's with him two minutes and he's taking his pants off.
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Sheldon Cooper : So, what are some ways we could set our comic book store apart from the competition?
Leonard Hofstadter : Hmm, kids buy comic books. It would be great to figure out a way to get more kids in the store.
Howard Wolowitz : You know, when I was a kid, I loved going there, but I could never get a ride.
Raj Koothrappali : Ooh, what if we got a van and drove around and picked kids up?
Sheldon Cooper : Nice! Like at schools and parks.
Howard Wolowitz : Toy stores, puppet shows.
Leonard Hofstadter : Hold on. So your idea is to get a van and cruise the streets looking for kids to pick up?
Sheldon Cooper : Yes.
Leonard Hofstadter : And are you going to use candy to lure them in?
Raj Koothrappali : We are now!
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Howard Wolowitz : He has my mother buying four-ply now. Four-ply! If his tushy is so delicate, why doesn't he just wipe with an angora rabbit?
Sheldon Cooper : For starters, they shed and bite.
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Sheldon Cooper : I'd like your honest opinion on something.
Amy Farrah Fowler : Of course.
Sheldon Cooper : Before I start, I need you to know that I'm very excited about this, and anything you say that isn't enthusiastically supportive will throw our entire relationship into question. So... keep an open mind.
Amy Farrah Fowler : I'm feeling a little backed into a corner, Sheldon.
Sheldon Cooper : Perfect.
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Sheldon Cooper : I miss Stuart's place. All this loud music and exposed brick. What, is this a comic book store or a rave at the third little pig's house.
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Leonard Hofstadter : Did you hear about this research on gene manipulation that's trying to create some sort of dinosaur-like chicken?
Sheldon Cooper : I think that sounds wonderful.
Howard Wolowitz : What? You're afraid of both dinosaurs and birds.
Sheldon Cooper : Yes, but you tell me a dinosaur chicken salad sandwich wouldn't hit the Mesozoic spot.
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Penny : I hear you're a dermatologist.
Emily Sweeney : Uh, yeah. I'm a resident at Huntington Hospital.
Sheldon Cooper : Oh I like their emergency room. Even if it turns out you don't have dengue fever, they still let you take home a lollipop.
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Sheldon Cooper : Oh, if there's anything that really gets my goat it's those daggum insurance companies.
Leonard Hofstadter : Why, because they won't get off your lawn?
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Sheldon Cooper : I guess that English study was right. One friend down. I wonder who's the next to go?
Raj Koothrappali : You! You are! It's you!
Sheldon Cooper : Nah, you love me.