- [last lines]
- Funny Cow: You see, it's been too much for me, life. Too much and not enough. All at the same time. Listen to me going on, eh?
- Funny Cow: I wanna do what you do. I wanna make people laugh.
- Lenny: I won't bother. Waste of time.
- Funny Cow: Why'd you say that, eh? I'm funny.
- Lenny: Are ya, love? That's good.
- Funny Cow: I am.
- Lenny: I doubt it. It's not a job for a woman. Why'd you think all comics are blokes, love? I'll tell you why: cause women aren't funny. Don't know why, but they're just not.
- Funny Cow: You're not funny.
- Lenny: No.