The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Prom Equivalency (2014)
Johnny Galecki: Leonard Hofstadter
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Quotes
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Leonard Hofstadter : Look at me. I'm dancing with the prettiest girl at the prom.
Penny : Want to send a photo to your chess club friends?
Leonard Hofstadter : I sent them a bikini shot of you a long time ago.
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Leonard Hofstadter : Thank you for wearing flats.
Penny : Thank you for wearing heels.
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Howard Wolowitz : There are lots of people who wear matching pajamas who aren't dating.
Raj Koothrappali : Oh, really? Like who?
Howard Wolowitz : You and your dog.
Leonard Hofstadter : Don't rule out the dating.
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Sheldon Cooper : You think you got it bad, consider the gibbon. The gibbon is the only member of the ape family who isn't classified as a great ape. All the non-human members of the ape family are great apes except him, so taxologists made up the classification of lesser ape just to single him out as the weird kid in the playground.
Leonard Hofstadter : A gibbon doesn't care how he's classified. He doesn't even know he's called a gibbon.
Sheldon Cooper : That's true.
[to Howard]
Sheldon Cooper : Sorry, kid. You've got it worse than a gibbon.
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Leonard Hofstadter : [Tying Sheldon's bow tie] One of these days you have to learn to do this yourself. There are some clip-ons you could try.
Sheldon Cooper : Bruce Wayne doesn't use a clip-on.
Leonard Hofstadter : Bruce Wayne doesn't have his roommate tie his bowties for him.
Sheldon Cooper : His name is Alfred, and yes he does.