The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)

The Prom Equivalency (2014)

Kevin Sussman: Stuart Bloom

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Quotes 

• Stuart Bloom : So, I met Jeanie at your Aunt Gladys's. She passed me the Manischewitz, so I took one look at this punim and almost plotzed on the kugel.

• Stuart Bloom : What are you talking about? There's nothing weird going on between me and your mother.

  Debbie Wolowitz : Stewie! Your bath is getting cold!

  Stuart Bloom : Sorry, gotta go.

• Howard Wolowitz : He's gonna bring my mom. Why did you even invite him?

  Bernadette Rostenkowski : Because he's our friend, and you two need to get along. And why can't he take your mom? You took her to your prom.

  Howard Wolowitz : I didn't "take" her; she was a chaperone.

  Bernadette Rostenkowski : I saw a picture of you two dancing together.

  Howard Wolowitz : W-What was I gonna do? They were playing our song! I can't take this anymore.

  [makes a phone call] 

  Howard Wolowitz : Stuart, we have to talk. This thing with you and my mom, I-I hate it. It's making me crazy. You and I were friends for years, and now you're bringing my mother to a party I'm going to? What the hell?

  Stuart Bloom : I'm not bringing your mother, I have a date.

  Howard Wolowitz : Oh, so now you're cheating on my mother?