The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)

The Prom Equivalency (2014)

Jim Parsons: Sheldon Cooper

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• Amy Farrah Fowler : Sheldon, there's something else I've been wanting to say. But before I do, just... I want you to know you don't have to say it back. I know you're not ready, and I don't want you to say it just because social convention dictates...

  Sheldon Cooper : I love you too.

  Amy Farrah Fowler : You said it.

  Sheldon Cooper : There's no denying I have feelings for you that can't be explained in any other way. I briefly considered I had a brain parasite, but that seems even more far-fetched. The only conclusion was love.

  [Amy starts hyperventilating] 

  Sheldon Cooper : I know what that is. You're having a panic attack. SoccerMom09 says to lie down on your back.

  Amy Farrah Fowler : Thank you.

  [runs over to Sheldon's bed] 

  Sheldon Cooper : Whoa, whoa, whoa! Just because I love you doesn't mean that girls are allowed in my room.

• Amy Farrah Fowler : Sheldon, are you all right?

  Sheldon Cooper : Not really. I seem to be having a panic attack, according to this chatgroup I found. SoccerMom09 had the same symptoms. Although to be fair, the twins were being terrible that day.

• Sheldon Cooper : You think you got it bad, consider the gibbon. The gibbon is the only member of the ape family who isn't classified as a great ape. All the non-human members of the ape family are great apes except him, so taxologists made up the classification of lesser ape just to single him out as the weird kid in the playground.

  Leonard Hofstadter : A gibbon doesn't care how he's classified. He doesn't even know he's called a gibbon.

  Sheldon Cooper : That's true.

  [to Howard] 

  Sheldon Cooper : Sorry, kid. You've got it worse than a gibbon.

• Sheldon : There's no denying that I have feelings for you that can't be explained in any other way. I briefly considered that I had a brain parasite, but that seems even more far-fetched. The only conclusion was love.

• Leonard Hofstadter : [Tying Sheldon's bow tie]  One of these days you have to learn to do this yourself. There are some clip-ons you could try.

  Sheldon Cooper : Bruce Wayne doesn't use a clip-on.

  Leonard Hofstadter : Bruce Wayne doesn't have his roommate tie his bowties for him.

  Sheldon Cooper : His name is Alfred, and yes he does.

• Sheldon Cooper : Pretending to be an alien is a valuable coping mechanism I've used many times. I did it the first time I went to see you in a play. You had no idea that Commander Umfrumf of Ceti Alpha 3 was in the audience. Oh, don't worry. He gave you seven thumbs up.