- Sheldon Cooper: Now I'd like to welcome a very special guest. He put the Reading in your Rainbow, the Geordi in your La Forge, and the Kunta in your Kinte. Please welcome Mr. LeVar Burton.
- LeVar Burton: Thank you, Sheldon. Now, you remember our deal.
- Sheldon Cooper: You do this and I erase all your contact information.
- LeVar Burton: While...
- Sheldon Cooper: While you watch me do it.
- Leonard Hofstadter: Well, that's it. That's the end of Roger Abbot.
- Raj Koothrappali: And we still don't know who framed him.
- Raj Koothrappali: You know what I do when I feel down?
- Howard Wolowitz: Sing "Hakuna Matata" like a seven-year-old girl?
- Raj Koothrappali: Wrong, Mister Smarty-Pants! It's "Everything is Awesome" from the Lego Movie.
- Amy Farrah Fowler: [to Sheldon, who is dressed like Betsy Ross] Well, Betsy Ross. What are you working on?
- Sheldon Cooper: [High-pitched voice] I have no idea, because the story of me sewing the first American flag is complete poppycock.
- Amy Farrah Fowler: Then who did make the first American flag?
- Sheldon Cooper: Don't ask me. I'm just a simple seamstress...
- [normal voice]
- Sheldon Cooper: ... whose descendants are out to make a quick buck!
- Sheldon Cooper: I'd like to thank Dr. Amy Farrah Fowler, who by the way is the first woman to host a flag-related web series.
- Amy Farrah Fowler: Take that, glass ceiling.
- Bernadette Rostenkowski: I'm not a bully. I mean, maybe I come off a little strong, but that's only because my dad raised me to be tough and not to take crap from anybody.
- Penny: No. That's fine, but there's a difference between being tough and telling your friend her new pants look like a saggy diaper.
- Bernadette Rostenkowski: I did say that, didn't I?
- Penny: Yeah, you did. I felt so self-conscious, I had to return them.
- Bernadette Rostenkowski: Where? To Babies R Us?
- Penny: You're doing it again!
- Bernadette Rostenkowski: Like my dad said, nobody likes a crybaby except their mommies and democrats.