The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)

The Space Probe Disintegration (2015)

Jim Parsons: Sheldon Cooper

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• Sheldon Cooper : You know what you could make us do? Ice skating. The cold air will trigger Leonard's asthma, and it plays into my well-known fear of getting flattened by a Zamboni.

  Leonard Hofstadter : Now you're helping them find ways to make us miserable?

  Sheldon Cooper : I'm sorry, Leonard. I'm a problem solver, it's what I do.

  Amy Farrah Fowler : I can't go ice skating. I have unnaturally brittle ankles.

  Penny : Is there any part of you that's normal?

  [Amy gives Penny a mischievous smile] 

• Sheldon Cooper : Well, there were plenty of things to do before smart phones.

  Leonard Hofstadter : That's true

  Sheldon Cooper : I'll look them up.

  [Pulls out phone before realizing] 

  Sheldon Cooper : Son of a biscuit!

  Leonard Hofstadter : Just let it go.

  Sheldon Cooper : What king of store doesn't have wifi? I'm calling their corporate offices - Son of a biscuit!

• Leonard Hofstadter : [sitting on the department store while the girls shop]  This isn't so bad.

  Sheldon Cooper : Easy for you to say. You' chair isn't facing the lingerie section. Boy that's a lot of panties!

• Leonard Hofstadter : Interesting. You accuse us of making you do things you don't like, but here you are doing the same thing to poor Amy.

  Sheldon Cooper : You should point out the hypocrisy of that.

  Leonard Hofstadter : I was.

  Sheldon Cooper : Then you should have made it clearer. Maybe throw in a "How do you like them apples, Missy?"

• Sheldon Cooper : I have excellent peripheral vision... On a good day I can see my ears.

• Leonard Hofstadter : Compromise is me driving you everywhere because you don't want to learn how to

  Sheldon Cooper : I learnt how to, Amy taught me

  Leonard Hofstadter : Then why won't you do it?

  Sheldon Cooper : Well, it's scary, and sometimes I get the pedals mixed up. But more importantly, driving me to work is one of the things that gives your life purpose. I can't take that away from you, so what do I do?... Oh, come on, I'm practically feeding you the answer. I compromise.

• Leonard Hofstadter : You make compromises?

  Sheldon Cooper : All the time

  Leonard Hofstadter : On Earth? In our lives? That we're living?

• Sheldon Cooper : Just put on your squeaky shoes and eee eee eee your way out of my life.

• Leonard Hofstadter : Because of you, I'm not allowed to adjust the temperature in my own home. I'm not allowed to whistle. I don't wear shoes that might squeak.

  Sheldon Cooper : Well, you're a physicist, not a circus clown.