Henry Danger (TV Series)
Substitute Teacher (2014)
Jace Norman: Henry Hart, Kid Danger
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Quotes
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Piper Hart : [to her horror after retrieving her phone from Henry] You butt dialed Jana Tetrazzini!
Henry Hart : So?
Piper Hart : I HATE Jana Tetrazzini!
Henry Hart : Then why do you keep her number in your phone?
Piper Hart : [looking upon Henry as clueless] BECAUSE if she CALLS me, I need to know it's her SO I CAN IGNORE IT!
Henry Hart : [as Piper storms out] Love you.
Piper Hart : WHO CARES?
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Charlotte Page : Guys, Jasper keeps asking me questions about his personal hygiene.
Ray Manchester : Ugh.
Henry Hart : So?
Charlotte Page : So you better get back to class before I tell him things he does not want to know.
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Henry Hart : Excuse me, Mr. "Gelding." Can I please talk to you out in the hall?
Ray Manchester : I'm in the middle of a lesson.
Henry Hart : I have a question about my personal hygiene!
Ray Manchester : To the hall we go.
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Henry Hart : Well, what'd you do with our regular teacher?
Ray Manchester : I gave her a disease.
Henry Hart : Oh, my God.
Ray Manchester : Just chicken pox.
Henry Hart : That's the worst KIND of pox!
Ray Manchester : What about tuna pox?
Henry Hart : There's no such thing as tuna pox!
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Henry Hart : So, Ortho IS the son of Drill Finger.
Charlotte Page : I knew it! I knew it! I KNEW that boy was evil! I knew it!
Henry Hart : Yeah, but did you know it?
Charlotte Page : I did.
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[Ray drops Ortho's dad with a stun beam in front of the class]
Ray Manchester : Ohhh, bad luck. It appears that Ortho's father is having a medical episode.
Ortho : No, I think you did something to him. I'm calling my mom and then you'll be in big...
[Henry drops Ortho with a stun beam from his watch]
Henry Hart : Oh-oh, there goes Ortho.
Ray Manchester : Good heavens. The medical problem must be genetic.
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Ray Manchester : Well...
Henry Hart : Well...
Ray Manchester : Well.
Henry Hart : Well.
Ray Manchester : You only do three wells.
Henry Hart : Sorry.
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Ortho : Oh, I know all about Captain Man - and one day, hopefully, my father will take care of him.
Henry Hart : What do you mean by that"?
Charlotte Page : Take care of Captain Man - HOW?
Ortho : I shouldn't say. We're still in the planning phase.
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Ray Manchester : Let's not make mumps out of marshmallows.
Henry Hart : He also threatened you.
Ray Manchester : Me? What'd that little marsh mump say?
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Ray Manchester : SIT DOWN, BOY!
Henry Hart : Yes, Mr. Gelding.